Jesus Jokes
Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:22 pmby DaGip
I thought this was pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZE-_K6 ... re=relatedDo you guys know any good Jesus Jokes?
Re: Jesus Jokes
Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:43 pmby hecter
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the busboy tree nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"
Re: Jesus Jokes
Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:52 pmby jonesthecurl
Jesus is on the cross.
[the joke teller should assume the position]
he begs the Romans to take the nails out.
They ignore him,
He begs again.
(cue long rambling bit if joke told live)
Eventually one of the soldiers takes mercy on him and starts to take the nails out.
[joke teller falls forward, feet staying where they are]
"feeet fiiirst..."
Re: Jesus Jokes
Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:54 pmby jonesthecurl
Jesus returns from the dead. The disciples don't believe it's him.
They say "prove it!"
Jesus says "OK, I'll walk across the water!"
He does so, but sinks.
As he goes down, he says ..
"Last time I didn't have holes in my feet!"
Re: Jesus Jokes
Posted:
Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:47 amby jonesthecurl
Why was jesus a virgin?
Every time he touched a girl it healed up....
