(I guess people aren't paying attention to COPY AND PASTE ALL THAT CAME BEFORE in their replies...you guys even left out the entire first paragraph, shame on you! Due to that and to all the nonsensical continuations...I have ignored them all since the last full copy/paste.)
This one time, after many beers, a man who supported Manchester United lost his job because he was a fat republican and also slightly retarded.
One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.
Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.
"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life. "I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from Hendy's flapping cunt; it tastes horrible!"
But whateva I don't care either.
Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head, which is bigger than even Utafar's huge penis which is small and covered in warts, due to unfortunate