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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:33 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I
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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:34 pm

DUDE I DIDNT I FRIKIN WAS WRITING THAT AT THE SAME TIME AS U TO LOOK AND SEE THAT U WROTE THE SAME THING
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Postby spiesr on Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:57 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now.
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Postby Utafar on Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:58 pm

because i cant
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Postby hawkeye on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:01 pm

get laid when
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Postby spiesr on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:02 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese.
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Postby hawkeye on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 pm

dude AHEM.
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Postby Utafar on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 pm

out of my
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Postby spiesr on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:04 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I
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Postby hawkeye on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:05 pm

hahayou spelled buttwrong
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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:34 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from
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Postby Utafar on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:36 pm

hendy's flapping cunt
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Postby CBlake on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:43 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!
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Postby Utafar on Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:46 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:41 pm

dont care either
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