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Postby spiesr on Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:33 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship
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Postby CBlake on Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:35 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge
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Postby Utafar on Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:23 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head.
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Postby CBlake on Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:13 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head. Which is bigger[/b]
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Postby spiesr on Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:32 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head. Which is bigger than even Utafar's
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:39 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head. Which is bigger than even Utafar's huge penis which
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
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Postby CBlake on Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:48 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head. Which is bigger than even Utafar's huge penis which is small and
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Postby spiesr on Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:11 pm

One day when he was blowing the Veep, his former boss said "Reverand Kyle, you really need a sex change." This was because Haydena's a fag. Who needs A banging from Kenny and D.isleRealBrown at the staue of sir Richard Simmons the once great gay fitness guroo who now works counting dirty diapers, at the trusted Mcdonald's manufacuring plant. Bending over for the stupid bossman named Smoochy he shook his junk
and dicided to touch reverand_kyle's penis with his hand, that he would have eternal life because he was a Catholic Priest who enjoyed the gay guys penis after he had taken a piss on the wall of the new public whore house. Then he went to visit a large wall to piss razorblades on a wall, but found that he was dead.

Meanwhile, an odd reporter saw a Homosexual with a baseball bat running at a schooner, that had a extremely large and foul smelling butt.

"Bump' said the cc addicted nerd named Utafar, that needs a life.

"I wish I was dead now. Because I can't eat more cheese out of my butt. So I get it from hendy's flapping cunt it tastes horrible!"

but whateva I don't care either.

Now I worship Reverend Kyle's huge fucking retarded head. Which is bigger than even Utafar's huge penis which is small and covered in warts
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Postby wcaclimbing on Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:15 pm

and small living
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:53 am

and men butthole.
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Postby tinny on Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:13 am

and... er... ROAR!
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:09 am

the herpes man
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