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Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:08 pm
by HapSmo19
I'm going with:

Indianapolis-38
Dallas-17

I know the "Patriots" are favored but Brady will have his throwing arm broken in 46 places in week 7.

My team, the Raiders, will finish 8-8 this year and win the Superbowl in 2010.

You can bet your homes on these predictions. :P

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:35 pm
by Juan_Bottom
A qoute from Steven Colbert's I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU.


A FUTURE WHERE THEY ARE STILL PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Here are my Super Bowl predictions:

2008 Minnesota Vikings 24, Indianapolis Colts 14
2009 St. Louis Rams 42, Pittsburg Steelers 35
2010 Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 MIAMI Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Miami Dolphins 254, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0 (1)
2015 Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17 (2)
2016 Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9

(1) Just for the record, this game was a lot closer than the score indicates.
(2) First Super Bowl following the UN-mandated execution of the Miami Dolphins

2017 Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Kansas City Cheifs 27, San Francisco Sodomites 17
2019 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2020 North American Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 North American Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2023 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2024 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14 (3)

[i](3)In my opinion the Miami Dolphins should have been reanimated a few years earlier, but hey, I'm not the Pan-Galactic Sporting Commissioner.[/i]




I think I'll trust S.C. with his predictions. He's a smart guy.
the Vikings over the Colts.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:53 pm
by HapSmo19
:lol: @ San Francisco Sodomites

2021 North American Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)

Without a rule change this overtime finish score would be impossible. Sudden death and all...

I need to buy that book :lol:

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:00 pm
by UCAbears
Why in the world would you even do this when they haven't even started the season yet?

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:10 pm
by HapSmo19
Because I can.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:42 pm
by Frigidus
Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:05 pm
by MeDeFe
Predictions, predicitions. Yes, here are a few!

Leaders of religious organizations will crap in forested areas.
Ursidae will wear funny hats.
Oxygen and Hydrogen will fall from the sky.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:09 pm
by Neoteny
Frigidus wrote:Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.


Stop that.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:10 pm
by MeDeFe
Neoteny wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.

Stop that.

Belief is irrational.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:12 pm
by Neoteny
MeDeFe wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.

Stop that.

Belief is irrational.


Just a small town girl...

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:25 pm
by MeDeFe
Neoteny wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.

Stop that.

Belief is irrational.

Just a small town girl...

Who took the midnight train?

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:35 pm
by Frigidus
MeDeFe wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Frigidus wrote:Patriots - 27

Bears - 17

Because, damn it, I still believe.

Stop that.

Belief is irrational.

Just a small town girl...

Who took the midnight train?

Going aaaaaanyyyyywheeeeeere.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:01 pm
by Neoteny
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit!

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:43 pm
by Ritter8point0
Saints 34
Browns 21

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:23 pm
by Snorri1234
Juan_Bottom wrote:A qoute from Steven Colbert's I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU.


A FUTURE WHERE THEY ARE STILL PLAYING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Here are my Super Bowl predictions:

2008 Minnesota Vikings 24, Indianapolis Colts 14
2009 St. Louis Rams 42, Pittsburg Steelers 35
2010 Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 MIAMI Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Miami Dolphins 254, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0 (1)
2015 Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17 (2)
2016 Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9

(1) Just for the record, this game was a lot closer than the score indicates.
(2) First Super Bowl following the UN-mandated execution of the Miami Dolphins

2017 Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Kansas City Cheifs 27, San Francisco Sodomites 17
2019 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2020 North American Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 North American Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2023 (Super Bowl Cancelled)
2024 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14 (3)

[i](3)In my opinion the Miami Dolphins should have been reanimated a few years earlier, but hey, I'm not the Pan-Galactic Sporting Commissioner.[/i]




I think I'll trust S.C. with his predictions. He's a smart guy.
the Vikings over the Colts.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:23 am
by UCAbears
Ritter8point0 wrote:Saints 34
Browns 21



i love u

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:31 am
by Neoteny
He took the midnight train going aaaaaanyyyyyyywheeeeeere.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:31 am
by UCAbears
i thought was she took the midnight train going anywhere?

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:33 am
by Neoteny
UCAbears wrote:i thought was she took the midnight train going anywhere?


He takes one too.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:33 am
by UCAbears
Do they have sex on it?

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:34 am
by Neoteny
UCAbears wrote:Do they have sex on it?


Probably. What else is there to do on a midnight train?

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:36 am
by UCAbears
I dont know really. It was probably really kinky too. with lots of leather and a cartweel machine.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:38 am
by Neoteny
UCAbears wrote:I dont know really. It was probably really kinky too. with lots of leather and a cartweel machine.


What the hell trains do you take? I need to be where you are...

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:40 am
by UCAbears
This one train that ONLY runs at exactly midnight. It has all the lonley girls that take it going anywhere. All the guys too, but I don't talk to them usually. They're assholes.

Re: Superbowl Predictions

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:28 am
by Ritter8point0
In light of recent events I have to chance my pick..

Green Bay 24
Browns 21