Conquer Club

Seriously?


Anyone understand them?

periods.

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Vaginas have a habit of fucking someone up.

What? Like ...... ?

Periods, or something, I'm not totally sure.

Maybe it's the fact that they don't moan about getting their' legs waxed but being able to scream at a tiny spider is a bit......hmmm.......immature attention seeking behaviour....

its all about that bloody gushy stuff

What, are you starting a CC faction of G.R.O.S..S? Are we seven again?

whitestazn88 wrote:its all about that bloody gushy stuff

argh just aaa really whites

Oooh! In before male chauvinism stops.


.

I never said it had to stop

Snorri1234 wrote:Seriously?


Anyone understand them?

Fuc'k em, then leave them,
If you can get a quick round in before, then more the better

The trouble is you just cant live without us!

heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!

Our scientists are working on a solution to this as we speak.

It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.

Frigidus wrote:It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.

You're a keen one.

Frigidus wrote:It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.

i've heard that there is this legendary place called the g-spot which also has a lot to do with it

heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!

Supply the truth..

I have learnt from southpark, that we need no more witches in this male controlled world

heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!

Wrong. We can't procreate without you. We can live just fine, thankyouverymuch.

You just cant trust someone who bleeds for days but doesn't die.

mandalorian2298 wrote:You just cant trust someone who bleeds for days but doesn't die.

I agree
This is why we have a moon orbiting our planet,

God put it there for us Men,(when we finally evolve), to shove Women on it, when we are not fuc'king them

Right??

heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!

neither can you.

Actually guys your missing the point, actually there is no point to men! The only use for you is reproduction but we can just freeze your sperm and get on with all that. Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

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