Conquer Club

When i was 16 i worked as a bus boy at the Perkins in my neighborhood. I was a wild stoner and would regurally get high with my coworkers and manager on the clock. For two years straight i did wild things to the food at this bitch. One time i dumped moldy lemon slices in the coffee machine and i used to shake the broom and mop over the large kettles of soup on a routine basis> Of course i lugied in food and my buddy and me used to blow snot rockets in the friar along with ciggybuts and and dirt collected from sweeping the floor!

Has anyone on cc ever worked in a restauraunt and if so have they comitted these type of debaucharies?

Yeah, I worked at a fishfry and this bitch pissed me off so badly one day

She asked for a milkshake, which is fine but it was 8:59 and we closed at 9:00...on top of that her and her husband sat in to eat instead of taking it to go which means they'd be there for at least 40 minutes minimum so I was pissed because the only thing I had left to do was sweep the dining area, so I pulled out the ice cream and made her damn milkshake normally, and then cleaned up and put everything away, and gave her the milkshake when the rest of her food was ready, 5 minutes later she comes up to me and says, okay this is a piss poor excuse for a milkshake, so I got pissed and decided to make another one and my co-worker (this really really hot chick lol) came up and was like check this out and spit in it, and I was like oh yeah well check this out and hawked a lugie in it and blended it all up and gave it to her. To be even more of a dick I sat around and watched as she drank and and told me it was much better and quite tasty.
There was a little milkshake left in the metal tumbler which I then gave to my boss as he said it was one of the best milkshakes he ever had tasted..it was a good night for me lol

Anyone else hear about that guy at a Burger King who took a buble bath in the fryer?

JACKAZZTJM wrote:When i was 16 i worked as a bus boy at the Perkins in my neighborhood. I was a wild stoner and would regurally get high with my coworkers and manager on the clock. For two years straight i did wild things to the food at this bitch. One time i dumped moldy lemon slices in the coffee machine and i used to shake the broom and mop over the large kettles of soup on a routine basis> Of course i lugied in food and my buddy and me used to blow snot rockets in the friar along with ciggybuts and and dirt collected from sweeping the floor!

Has anyone on cc ever worked in a restauraunt and if so have they comitted these type of debaucharies?

You gloat about being a sick individual. I wonder how many times you ate something with "secret" ingredients. Live by the golden rule. If you wouldn't want to eat it, don't make others.

This is why everyone should stop eating out.

jay_a2j wrote:

JACKAZZTJM wrote:When i was 16 i worked as a bus boy at the Perkins in my neighborhood. I was a wild stoner and would regurally get high with my coworkers and manager on the clock. For two years straight i did wild things to the food at this bitch. One time i dumped moldy lemon slices in the coffee machine and i used to shake the broom and mop over the large kettles of soup on a routine basis> Of course i lugied in food and my buddy and me used to blow snot rockets in the friar along with ciggybuts and and dirt collected from sweeping the floor!

Has anyone on cc ever worked in a restauraunt and if so have they comitted these type of debaucharies?

You gloat about being a sick individual. I wonder how many times you ate something with "secret" ingredients. Live by the golden rule. If you wouldn't want to eat it, don't make others.

This is why everyone should stop eating out.

oh i know my foods been fucked with everyones has no biggy

If you eat out, you really do have to accept the possibility. As long as I don't see it I'm happy.

One time at a restaurant this totally hot babe came in and ordered a salad, but didn't tell me what kind.

So I was all enamored and asked what kind and she said surprise me. So I went to the back and made her an awesome salad with ingredients that I picked (it had a vinaigrette, apples, cranberrys, a special cheese).

I fucked up that salad so good. And then I put a sprig of parsley on the very top cause I was so pissed and stuff for some stupid reason cause I'm a passive aggressive sociopath like those other guys in the thread and also cause it was near closing time and I didn't have a lot of customers to worry about so I took my time making a nice salad.

She loved the salad, she thought it was great. She was really smart too and gave me her number. I met up with her when I finished my shift and well, we had a wonderful evening.




(We even did it on the roof deck that night, under the city lights)

pimpdave wrote:One time at a restaurant this totally hot babe came in and ordered a salad, but didn't tell me what kind.

So I was all enamored and asked what kind and she said surprise me. So I went to the back and made her an awesome salad with ingredients that I picked (it had a vinaigrette, apples, cranberrys, a special cheese).

I fucked up that salad so good. And then I put a sprig of parsley on the very top cause I was so pissed and stuff for some stupid reason cause I'm a passive aggressive sociopath like those other guys in the thread and also cause it was near closing time and I didn't have a lot of customers to worry about so I took my time making a nice salad.

She loved the salad, she thought it was great. She was really smart too and gave me her number. I met up with her when I finished my shift and well, we had a wonderful evening.




(We even did it on the roof deck that night, under the city lights)

Snakey's multi?

pimpdave wrote:One time at a restaurant this totally hot babe came in and ordered a salad, but didn't tell me what kind.

So I was all enamored and asked what kind and she said surprise me. So I went to the back and made her an awesome salad with ingredients that I picked (it had a vinaigrette, apples, cranberrys, a special cheese).

I fucked up that salad so good. And then I put a sprig of parsley on the very top cause I was so pissed and stuff for some stupid reason cause I'm a passive aggressive sociopath like those other guys in the thread and also cause it was near closing time and I didn't have a lot of customers to worry about so I took my time making a nice salad.

She loved the salad, she thought it was great. She was really smart too and gave me her number. I met up with her when I finished my shift and well, we had a wonderful evening.


(We even did it on the roof deck that night, under the city lights)

wait u didnt mix her dressing with ur own urin..........what A lying prude!

JACKAZZTJM wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:

JACKAZZTJM wrote:When i was 16 i worked as a bus boy at the Perkins in my neighborhood. I was a wild stoner and would regurally get high with my coworkers and manager on the clock. For two years straight i did wild things to the food at this bitch. One time i dumped moldy lemon slices in the coffee machine and i used to shake the broom and mop over the large kettles of soup on a routine basis> Of course i lugied in food and my buddy and me used to blow snot rockets in the friar along with ciggybuts and and dirt collected from sweeping the floor!

Has anyone on cc ever worked in a restauraunt and if so have they comitted these type of debaucharies?

You gloat about being a sick individual. I wonder how many times you ate something with "secret" ingredients. Live by the golden rule. If you wouldn't want to eat it, don't make others.

This is why everyone should stop eating out.

oh i know my foods been fucked with everyones has no biggy

See jay, that's the problem with the golden rule, he doesn't have a problem with others doing it to him, so he can do it to others with a clean conscience.

i think these stories are fuckin hilarious and I cant wait to get paid minimum wage to do this shit.

Only in America...

It's a mystery why some people get shot for "no reason".

You guys are all screwed up.

I fired someone at the store I worked at for having messed with peoples food at the local dinner I ate at. She quite that job to work at the store, and shouldn't have bragged about being a f*cktard. If she were a dude I would have just kicked her ass, after work.
I hope to meet you all one day(No doubt Jay gets to meet you all while he's making his rounds). You're all idiots.

Juan_Bottom wrote:You guys are all screwed up.

I fired someone at the store I worked at for having messed with peoples food at the local dinner I ate at. She quite that job to work at the store, and shouldn't have bragged about being a f*cktard. If she were a dude I would have just kicked her ass, after work.
I hope to meet you all one day(No doubt Jay gets to meet you all while he's making his rounds). You're all idiots.

Aaaah, the voice of reason.


Years ago I had a few fast food jobs. I never did anything to any one's food. But was disgusted at some of the things that went on (guy dropping a burger on the floor he was transporting from the grill to the prep table, picks it up and continues to make a burger with it... for example) And I was a "Sunday maker" at a well known franchise and when I went to make a Sunday, grabbing a "clean" Sunday dish and seeing it had hot fudge inside it, that the dishwasher didn't get out, I would sent it back to the dishwasher. Now how many people here would have made a Sunday with a dirty dish? (because with the fresh hot fudge on it- it would go unnoticed)

It's about being a decent person and you don't need a "faith" to do it. [/rant]

Yo,

You all realize I was kidding right?

I was nice to the girl and she ended up going out with me later. There's a plus side to being kept late at the job sometimes, if you're charming, kind, patient, and spontaneous. Also tall and really good looking. It's very important that you are tall and good looking. And that you are incredibly smart.

And give the person a nice meal. They're hungry, feed them. It's so basic. So primal. If you can't rap with a lady, then play them for a better tip. Don't f*ck with the food, unless it's to make something extra special. If things don't work out with that guest the way you hope, you can be sure she'll go tell her friends about you, and you'll at least get to meet more women that way. You get to be that hot bus boy.

Can we please go back to discussing flaws with the golden rule now?

Juan_Bottom wrote:You guys are all screwed up.

I fired someone at the store I worked at for having messed with peoples food at the local dinner I ate at. She quite that job to work at the store, and shouldn't have bragged about being a f*cktard. If she were a dude I would have just kicked her ass, after work.
I hope to meet you all one day(No doubt Jay gets to meet you all while he's making his rounds). You're all idiots.

hahaha u aint kicking anyones ass for something like that u aint kicking ass period.
i used to love watching them eat the food i fucked with....i was so high it was great and the perkins i worked at had a deal with the state parollee comission so they had to hire convicts my god the grime who used to cook the food!!!!

one time i saw a server drop a chicken tender sandwich and she picked it up to serve it (which is common in all resteraunts) but i noticed she forgot a slice of tomatoe i peeled that shit off the grimy floor and put it on the sandy dam we laughed hard when that old bag took her first bite!

Jack: ever done anything nice you're proud of?
Or are all your boasts about what a git you are?
Not a flame: genuine curiosity.

jay_a2j wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:You guys are all screwed up.

I fired someone at the store I worked at for having messed with peoples food at the local dinner I ate at. She quite that job to work at the store, and shouldn't have bragged about being a f*cktard. If she were a dude I would have just kicked her ass, after work.
I hope to meet you all one day(No doubt Jay gets to meet you all while he's making his rounds). You're all idiots.

Aaaah, the voice of reason.


Years ago I had a few fast food jobs. I never did anything to any one's food. But was disgusted at some of the things that went on (guy dropping a burger on the floor he was transporting from the grill to the prep table, picks it up and continues to make a burger with it... for example) And I was a "Sunday maker" at a well known franchise and when I went to make a Sunday, grabbing a "clean" Sunday dish and seeing it had hot fudge inside it, that the dishwasher didn't get out, I would sent it back to the dishwasher. Now how many people here would have made a Sunday with a dirty dish? (because with the fresh hot fudge on it- it would go unnoticed)

It's about being a decent person and you don't need a "faith" to do it. [/rant]

Well-spoken, although occasionally misguided... I was a busboy at a pizza place for 3 months and quit because the boss kept telling me I didn't have to get the dishes totally clean during a rush. Being decent doesn't always pay... but it's still the right thing to do.

jonesthecurl wrote:Jack: ever done anything nice you're proud of?
Or are all your boasts about what a git you are?
Not a flame: genuine curiosity.

see this post is busboy confessions not have u done anything nice confessions but since u asked ill give one good deed i do daily 1$ to the bum who hangs outside of my WAWA everyday for the past 2 years when i go to pick up my coffee and cigs for work

Congratulations, you're most likely supporting somebodies drug habit...

hecter wrote:Congratulations, you're most likely supporting somebodies drug habit...

What kind of drugs can you stay on for $1 a day? Y'know, some people really do just get owned by life.

Nikolai wrote:

hecter wrote:Congratulations, you're most likely supporting somebodies drug habit...

What kind of drugs can you stay on for $1 a day? Y'know, some people really do just get owned by life.

You know, he's more than likely getting money from a multitude of people and not just Jack here... And yes, I know that well, some people really do just get owned by life. But those people generally aren't on the streets for over two years, unless they're one of the crazies.

wait till i create the hospital kitchen confessions then im fucked i worked there for 3 years