Page 1 of 1

Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:32 am
by Hologram
I saw this and I just had to laugh:

http://www.lochaberhighlandestates.com/index.php/language/us?gclid=COrksJnboJUCFQp2gwodAw34jQ









$59.99

Is that how cheap nobility comes today? I would've guessed at least $100.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:38 am
by bedub1
$59.99 for a square foot? hmmm......I wonder how far down I could drill? I wonder how high up I can build? I'm thinking a square foot space might be enough for me to build an elevator to space......

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:40 am
by muy_thaiguy
Hologram wrote:I saw this and I just had to laugh:

http://www.lochaberhighlandestates.com/index.php/language/us?gclid=COrksJnboJUCFQp2gwodAw34jQ









$59.99

Is that how cheap nobility comes today? I would've guessed at least $100.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought that if you are a US citizen, you could not legally have any titles like that.

And why is white-tailed deer in an ad for Scotland?

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:45 am
by Hologram
Just goes to show you that anyone will try anything to make a buck.

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:46 am
by bedub1
Hologram wrote:Just goes to show you that anyone will try anything to make a buck.
puns are not funny....why am I laughing?

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:52 am
by Hologram
bedub1 wrote:
Hologram wrote:Just goes to show you that anyone will try anything to make a buck.
puns are not funny....why am I laughing?

Because it was completely unintentional.

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:09 am
by Iliad
HEh
I was wondering when someone would find out about that. For my grandfather's birthday my dad bought him a lord title.

Tis pretty funny

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:12 am
by Hologram
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:I saw this and I just had to laugh:

http://www.lochaberhighlandestates.com/index.php/language/us?gclid=COrksJnboJUCFQp2gwodAw34jQ









$59.99

Is that how cheap nobility comes today? I would've guessed at least $100.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought that if you are a US citizen, you could not legally have any titles like that.

And why is white-tailed deer in an ad for Scotland?
Also, any American can have a title, it's just that the US government can't issue titles of nobility. So, for instance, you could be the Duke of York and live in Connecticut, but there's no such thing as, say, the Baron of Los Angeles. That would just be stupid. And against the law.

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:08 am
by MeDeFe
So you pay 59.99$ for the title "Land Owner", great!

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:46 pm
by Hologram
MeDeFe wrote:So you pay 59.99$ for the title "Land Owner", great!

Not just any land owner, a land owner of Scottish Lochaber!

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:52 pm
by Xayath
Our Founding Fathers wrote:No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State.


One it is not restricted to normal US citizen, but say a Judge, Military Officer, Clerk, and many others would not be able to do this unless the company has cleared this through the US Congress. So if you are a employee of the government i would stay away.

And actually the process has been expedited see following, i have not validated the pages for accuracy.

http://www.heraldica.org/topics/usa/usnob.htm

http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/5/7342.html

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:40 am
by MeDeFe
"Land of the free", eh? You're not even allowed to be a Lord if you want to.

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:58 am
by gimil
MeDeFe wrote:"Land of the free", eh? You're not even allowed to be a Lord if you want to.


You can be a lord if you want to, it will just cost you...

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:24 am
by jonesthecurl
I've always thought that was a typo for "land of the fee" .

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:58 am
by MeDeFe
gimil wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:"Land of the free", eh? You're not even allowed to be a Lord if you want to.

You can be a lord if you want to, it will just cost you...

Not if you work for the gubmint.

Re: Become a Lord today! But wait, there's more!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:03 pm
by bbqpenguin
this reminds me of those scams where they promise to name a star after you or something...