Conquer Club

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I ran around and deserted you

I once intentionally left my friend at the fair to avoid an ex-girlfriend. It wasn't a very positive moment for me.

I told a lie and hurt you.

I said goodbye.

I once let you down.

I'm never gonna let you down

jnd94 wrote:I'm never gonna let you down

That's not a confession, please don't troll this thread.

Well I'm very sorry. Would you like a written or verbal apology?

She knew the rules, but I didn't.

It ended there

I peed in an elevator

I made love in an elevator
and then I lied to you

I raped all of you.

apey wrote:I made love in an elevator
and then I lied to you

I did that. It had its ups and downs...

I lied to get out of a bad date.

Killed a man today.

*Dabs water in eyes* I don't know how to read!

I gave you up!

I'm a retard

So it happened November 23rd, 1988. I had just visited the parliament, on the prime minster's orders to look for a crack in the ceiling that was causing a leak. Now, I was strictly Greek Orthodox, but that is another story for another time. So I put up the scaffolding on the left wall, next to a marble column. The gum I was chewing lost it's flavor, so I spit it down on the parliament floor. Little did I know of the repercussions. So as I was searching for this leak, I found something else of interest. My hand hit a rather large metal object, and when I pulled it out, it happened to be a lock box. Me being so curious, I decided to try and open it, but a key was needed. Putting the box away, I finished my job. I found a crack and fixed it up. I called for the prime minister to tell him my work was done. As he came in, I told him of my work, and he thanked me. I then told him of the lock box, hoping he had an answer to it.He thought for a second, then decided he should take it from me and ask around the country for whoever had the key. Whoever had the key would win what ever was inside of the box. Word passed around, and nobody answered the leader's call. Then on a fray morning, a small boy came up to the prime minister with a small bronze key. The Prime Minister tried the key, and sure enough, the box opened. Amazed, the Prime Minister gave the box to the boy. Wondering about the contents of the box, the Prime Minister asked the boy what was inside. The boy responded, not with an answer, but with a wise comment.. "What is inside the box doesn't matter, it is what is inside your heart that matters."

That was the day I cut a a guy off on the highway.

One time I gave my snake some beer. It slithered this way and that. It was all fucked up.

I shot the sheriff

I-i l-l-l-like p-p-p-p-p-pie!

Oh no, I said IT!

EDIT: Haha, what am I thinking posting that, I don't want a permaban.

Ok, I admit, I was looking for you and not my mate.

Frigidus wrote:EDIT: Haha, what am I thinking posting that, I don't want a permaban.

That was disgusting, I read all of it