Page 1 of 1

The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:47 am
by Skittles!
Though I think some of you may of seen this, but if you haven't, here it is!

Image

Now - look at him closely. Very closely.

Discuss.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:51 am
by Iliad
he has a big nose

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:52 am
by Skittles!
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He also looks like a madman.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:06 am
by DaGip
He looks like this homeless guy, Steve, who comes into the gas station early in the morning to beg for burnt coffee, stale doughnuts, and old, wrinkled hot dogs that had been rolling on the hot dog machine for ten or twelve hours...

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:17 am
by Dancing Mustard
Was another thread about your mother really necessary?

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:04 am
by FabledIntegral
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose


He was a Jew... duh...

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:18 am
by DaGip
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose


He was a Jew... duh...


Why are you being a racist?

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:24 am
by Iliad
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose


He was a Jew... duh...


Why are you being a racist?

are you being a jew?

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:57 am
by MeDeFe
Is this one of those "when you see it you'll shit bricks"-images?

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:33 am
by InkL0sed
Why should I believe you, Mr. Internet Man?

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:35 am
by Snorri1234
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose


He was a Jew... duh...


Why are you being a racist?


Shut it, <NS EDIT>.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:37 am
by pimpdave
The face of Jesus:

Image

The Dicks that killed him:

Image

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:39 am
by t-o-m
Skittles! wrote:Though I think some of you may of seen this, but if you haven't, here it is!

Image

Now - look at him closely. Very closely.

Discuss.

He has not body? Just a head? :o

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:40 am
by t-o-m
btw he needs to clean himself up, sheesh!

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:40 am
by DaGip
Snorri1234 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose


He was a Jew... duh...


Why are you being a racist?


Shut it, <NS EDIT>.


Eat dog crap, <NS Edit>.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:16 pm
by Frigidus
DaGip wrote:He looks like this homeless guy, Steve, who comes into the gas station early in the morning to beg for burnt coffee, stale doughnuts, and old, wrinkled hot dogs that had been rolling on the hot dog machine for ten or twelve hours...


That is also an accurate description of Jesus.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:41 pm
by MeDeFe
DaGip wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
DaGip wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:
Iliad wrote:he has a big nose

He was a Jew... duh...

Why are you being a racist?

Shut it, whitey.

Eat dog crap, brownie.

I take great offense at you mentioning brownies and dog crap in the same sentence. Stop being a foodist.

Click image to enlarge.
image

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:06 pm
by CrazyAnglican
Yeah as the historical figure that's probably as accurate as any could be (although I think that specific picture was based on a series of conjectural statements as nobody really knows what he looked like). The fact of the absence of information about his physical appearance is pretty well known though. It wasn't his striking appearance that drew people to him, but his words.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:07 pm
by Snorri1234
CrazyAnglican wrote:Yeah as the historical figure that's probably as accurate as any could be (although I think that specific picture was based on a series of conjectural statements as nobody really knows what he looked like). The fact of the absence of information about his physical appearance is pretty well known though. It wasn't his striking appearance that drew people to him, but his words.


And his freakingly large penis ofcourse.

Re: The face of Jesus!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:44 pm
by Pedronicus
It looks like he's letting out one of those long quiet burps, that you do to avoid belching in company.
He's some got manners, I'll give him that.