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I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:47 pm
by RustyMonkey
While she was chatting, she also a shirt so her shoulders werent covered, then she was like " hey your fingers are wet"

Im lucky she didnt see

anyway, i feel weird and bad, wont do it again .-.

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:54 pm
by daydream
is she hot?

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:57 pm
by Snorri1234
[Ben Stiller]: Do it!

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:03 pm
by ParadiceCity9
nice.

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:56 pm
by jonesthecurl
oh god not you again.
Sexual fantasies are meant to be solo affairs.

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:26 pm
by TheProwler
RustyMonkey wrote:then she was like " hey your fingers are wet"


Dude, shake the snake after you drain the vein.

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:05 am
by MeDeFe
You poked her with your nose?

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:19 am
by Dancing Mustard
[Ahhhnold] What is your address there?

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:20 am
by jonesthecurl
I think the next bit of the story goes "do you know what this is, darling?"
to which the correct response is "No. It looks a bit like a man's privates, only smaller."

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:06 pm
by JACKAZZTJM
i poked my cousin in the shoulder and she woke up 2 hours later with a achy but hole and a hypodermic needle in her neck

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:07 pm
by Frop
JACKAZZTJM wrote:a achy but hole

Wow.

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:10 pm
by The1exile
I know, the grammar there is horrific. It should be "an".

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:14 pm
by gdeangel
Dancing Mustard wrote:[Ahhhnold] What is your address there?

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[Ahhhnold]Get Down!

(we have the first Large Hardon Collider accident)

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:02 pm
by t-o-m
MeDeFe wrote:You poked her with your nose?

Hmm...could be.
Although i think he was refering to his pen, he was probably writing at the time.







*cough* insest *cough*

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:24 pm
by MeDeFe
t-o-m wrote:*cough* insest *cough*

Is that supposed to be "incest" or "insect"?

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:46 pm
by jonesthecurl
"cuzzin" or "buzzin"?

Re: I poked my cousin`s shoulder with my ****

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:27 pm
by Kaplowitz
t-o-m wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:You poked her with your nose?

Hmm...could be.
Although i think he was refering to his pen, he was probably writing at the time.







*cough* insest *cough*



*cough* its 4 letters *cough*