Conquer Club

f*ck it, let's just go for the gusto! Might as well do it now instead of having my grandkids do it. Let's just enslave the globe to our westernized capitalistic mentality, and what better time to push for global domination but on September 11! Let's put all these silly conspiracy theories away. They serve no purpose but to divide us! Let us unite, fellow Americans, for the call of Liberty is upon us! We must free all these little piss ant countries being ruled by brutal dicktators! We must be unified in our attack on Mexico, for as we all know, they have torture and rape rooms down there; and that is a good enough cause to over throw a government if I have ever heard one! Hell, in Austria that guy tortured and raped his own daughter for twenty yearz! Austria should be second on our hit list!

Keep the torch lit for Liberty! The world depends on our ideology to survive! When Obama becomes president, we can take over Afrika and nuke Pakistan for not cooperating. So what if we kill a few of their measly little backward citizens. It is all worth it in the end. The end justifies the means, that is the American philosophy brought to us by eight years of NeoCon oppression.

So rise up, O, ye American patriot; and take the world that the good Lord has prepared for you. He has laid out before you as a fine dinner table to recline and enjoy the fruits of your labor!

Enjoy the cup of Liberty! Fill yourself with the breads of labor! Savor the fruits of Freedom, and make merry with the Whores of Babylon!

This is YOUR hour to declare the world belongs to you!

Rise up, ye American patriot and bring peace to the world with the sword of utter hypocrisy!

Enjoy your Patriot's Day!

heh... this all happened some time ago DaG.. just in a slightly more subtle way.

Im not American or fat

I'm not American either.

Kicking the shit out of the world? Cake. Holding the ground you've covered afterwards? We can barely manage Iraq and Afghanistan. Clearly nukes are the answer.

amen lets nuke everone!!!!!!

When it became politically incorrect to do anything that might hurt your enemies other than (1) killing them on the open battlefield and (2) taking away their "freedom" by putting them in a 8x10 room with a bed and toilet, you ended up with a no-win situation - the bad guys just find ways to avoid getting caught out on the open battlefield, and we can't hold the ones we catch in 8x10 rooms forever.

America hides behind its air and naval dominance but that cannot do much when civilians are mixed in with the bad guys unless we drop some of our pretenses about "moral" war. War is hell. To try to deny that fact - to try to make soldiers act like police - is just like "putting lipstick on a pig".

But let's face it, even if it every came to a shit kicking contest on the open battle field, China would win. They outnumber us 3 to 1 (more like 5 to 1 if you peek into the demographic composition of the two populations ATM) and they have the weaponry and centralized infrastructure to do it. We need to start recruiting India of we are screwed.

Now I have properly spammed the boards

Is that Geronimo on the right?

I saw a bunch of similar stuff at last year's Pow-Wow. I nearly bought the first t-shirt I saw, but by the end of the day the joke was a little cliched. Given some of the crap that's gone down on this thread, maybe it's a good job I didn't buy one.

50% of the worlds population is below average. Lets kill them all....then we are only left with the 50% that is above average.

Anarkistsdream wrote:


Now I have properly spammed the boards

Hasn't done a very good job.

Why'd we go the lame politically correct way and do Iraq first, we should've done it the real way and started at home with Canada! (Mexico is shit, they're not even worth taking).

bedub1 wrote:50% of the worlds population is below average. Lets kill them all....then we are only left with the 50% that is above average.

Yes, there is absolutely no flaw to your logic. After we eliminate the below average 50%, there will not ever be another below average 50% of the remaining 50% because we will use Arthur Anderson to run the numbers for us.

DaGip wrote:f*ck it, let's just go for the gusto! Might as well do it now instead of having my grandkids do it. Let's just enslave the globe to our westernized capitalistic mentality, and what better time to push for global domination but on September 11! Let's put all these silly conspiracy theories away. They serve no purpose but to divide us! Let us unite, fellow Americans, for the call of Liberty is upon us! We must free all these little piss ant countries being ruled by brutal dicktators! We must be unified in our attack on Mexico, for as we all know, they have torture and rape rooms down there; and that is a good enough cause to over throw a government if I have ever heard one! Hell, in Austria that guy tortured and raped his own daughter for twenty yearz! Austria should be second on our hit list!

Keep the torch lit for Liberty! The world depends on our ideology to survive! When Obama becomes president, we can take over Afrika and nuke Pakistan for not cooperating. So what if we kill a few of their measly little backward citizens. It is all worth it in the end. The end justifies the means, that is the American philosophy brought to us by eight years of NeoCon oppression.

So rise up, O, ye American patriot; and take the world that the good Lord has prepared for you. He has laid out before you as a fine dinner table to recline and enjoy the fruits of your labor!

Enjoy the cup of Liberty! Fill yourself with the breads of labor! Savor the fruits of Freedom, and make merry with the Whores of Babylon!

This is YOUR hour to declare the world belongs to you!

Rise up, ye American patriot and bring peace to the world with the sword of utter hypocrisy!

Enjoy your Patriot's Day!

I hope you plan on calling out the draft numbers. And dealing with the illegals somehow, prehaps in one fell swoop?

bedub1 wrote:50% of the worlds population is below average. Lets kill them all....then we are only left with the 50% that is above average.

I think the number might be even higher because the disparity is so huge, at least 60% are below average.

Jenos Ridan wrote:

DaGip wrote:f*ck it, let's just go for the gusto! Might as well do it now instead of having my grandkids do it. Let's just enslave the globe to our westernized capitalistic mentality, and what better time to push for global domination but on September 11! Let's put all these silly conspiracy theories away. They serve no purpose but to divide us! Let us unite, fellow Americans, for the call of Liberty is upon us! We must free all these little piss ant countries being ruled by brutal dicktators! We must be unified in our attack on Mexico, for as we all know, they have torture and rape rooms down there; and that is a good enough cause to over throw a government if I have ever heard one! Hell, in Austria that guy tortured and raped his own daughter for twenty yearz! Austria should be second on our hit list!

Keep the torch lit for Liberty! The world depends on our ideology to survive! When Obama becomes president, we can take over Afrika and nuke Pakistan for not cooperating. So what if we kill a few of their measly little backward citizens. It is all worth it in the end. The end justifies the means, that is the American philosophy brought to us by eight years of NeoCon oppression.

So rise up, O, ye American patriot; and take the world that the good Lord has prepared for you. He has laid out before you as a fine dinner table to recline and enjoy the fruits of your labor!

Enjoy the cup of Liberty! Fill yourself with the breads of labor! Savor the fruits of Freedom, and make merry with the Whores of Babylon!

This is YOUR hour to declare the world belongs to you!

Rise up, ye American patriot and bring peace to the world with the sword of utter hypocrisy!

Enjoy your Patriot's Day!

I hope you plan on calling out the draft numbers. And dealing with the illegals somehow, prehaps in one fell swoop?

Liberty and Democracy are contagious. Once the world sees how much Liberty and Democracy us American overlords have, they will be begging for Liberty and Democracy, unless they would like a cruise missile parked on their doorsteps!

And as you know, some people are extremely jealous of our Freedoms, so they feel compelled to suicide themselves on us. So the best solution to this problem is to make them all eat uranium tainted cheerios and watch their babies be born without eyelids!

You see what Liberty and Democracy bring ya? Our freedoms allow us to attack and kill whoever we want.

Mexico...prepare for WAR!

MeDeFe wrote:

bedub1 wrote:50% of the worlds population is below average. Lets kill them all....then we are only left with the 50% that is above average.

I think the number might be even higher because the disparity is so huge, at least 60% are below average.

There, you see? You people shouldn't have unlearnt the difference between a mean amode and a median after all.