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XFD at my penis
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:35 pmby SnakeySnakey
You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:42 pmby Snorri1234
SnakeySnakey wrote:You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.
I know, right?
Re: XFD at my penis
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:54 pmby Skittles!
I think you've confused your penis with a pig.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:49 pmby jonesthecurl
I think he's confused a pig with his penis.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:50 pmby jonesthecurl
...and a sheep.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:52 amby clapper011
that is by far not normal... I recommend seeing a doctor...
Re: XFD at my
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:38 amby sam_levi_11
ewwww man why does it make a noise......
Re: XFD at my
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:40 amby pimpdave
sam_levi_11 wrote:ewwww man why does it make a noise......
You mean yours doesn't?
Odd.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:41 amby jonesthecurl
mine sometimes sings the Ode to joy.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:50 amby jiminski
mine clicks like a dolphin... in certain cases i have found it invaluable for echo location.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:51 amby jonesthecurl
"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:56 amby jiminski
jonesthecurl wrote:"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"
haha .. but more like "what's that flipper? hang a right by the cervix .. and straight on past the truck-stop!?"
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:58 amby b.k. barunt
Mine sometimes barks when a foxy lady walks by, and i have to employ typical fart strategy ( i.e. looking askance at a person next to me). If there's no one nearby, it can prove to be embarrassing, but hey - the lady should take it as a compliment, right?
Honibaz
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:02 amby jonesthecurl
"...he's real friendly, miss. He won't bite, honest."
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:02 amby Dancing Mustard
Mine plays a rousing rendition of 'Jerusalem' while I masturbate, but is curiously silent at my moments of climax.
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:03 amby apey
he may not bite
but he will shove his nose in your crotch sniff and slobber
Re: XFD at my penis
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Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:04 amby jonesthecurl
Classy. And streotypically British.
(that was in response to DM, not Apey - though that's stereotypically British, if not so classy)