Conquer Club

That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that?

I can ejaculate longer than that...

Wuss.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that?

On the way to Wales (3 hour drive) I pissed for a straight 10 minutes a least, no joke.

I once urinated for a 1,192.31 seconds straight. Beat that.

Don't believe me? Who cares. This is the internet. I can say whatever I want.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

I move away from the mic to breathe in.

Top that.

I keep my composure when it's time to get loose, magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice.

Did you hear me? Magnetized. MAAAAGNETIIIIZED!

I can piss..... but

Chuck Norris can swim through land!

Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

At least this pissing contest, is actually a pissing contest.

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

Brett, when are you going to realize that PC9 has a vast list of accomplishments, one that shouldn't be confined to his dreams alone? Why shouldn't he share his greatness with the rest of us, his adoring fans?

So, what's next, Paradice? Regale us with a tail of how you defeated the nine-headed dragon in under 11.2 seconds! That's my favorite!

I once managed to empty half my bladder onto another guys leg, b4 he noticed.


( I also won the spontaneous race that resulted from said incident)

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

you can't honestly think i'm actually bragging...

richardgarr wrote:I once managed to empty half my bladder onto another guys leg, b4 he noticed.


( I also won the spontaneous race that resulted from said incident)

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

you can't honestly think i'm actually bragging...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that? Huh? You stupid bastards should all bow at my feet. I rule you all and you know it.

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Bitches.

I took the liberty of revealing the implied part of your post.

Nope. Definitely not bragging.

Sentinel XIV wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

you can't honestly think i'm actually bragging...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that? Huh? You stupid bastards should all bow at my feet. I rule you all and you know it.

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Bitches.

I took the liberty of revealing the implied part of your post.

Nope. Definitely not bragging.

Why would I brag about being able to piss for 62 seconds...that just means that I didn't have the opportunity all day at school and it was very painful.

Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

I can program using a magnetized needle and a metal disk... While riding my bike with no handlebars... And pissing. Top that.

I can take the magnetized needle, stick it through a cork, put it in a cup, piss in the cup, find due north, and ride there on my bike.


Honibaz

b.k. barunt wrote:I can take the magnetized needle, stick it through a cork, put it in a cup, piss in the cup, find due north, and ride there on my bike.


Honibaz

well I don't think anyone's gonna top that...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

Sentinel XIV wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Wow another Paradice look at what I can do thread....Your avatar should be stuart from Mad tV.

you can't honestly think i'm actually bragging...

ParadiceCity9 wrote:That's how long my piss just was. Can anyone top that? Huh? You stupid bastards should all bow at my feet. I rule you all and you know it.

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Bitches.

I took the liberty of revealing the implied part of your post.

Nope. Definitely not bragging.

Why would I brag about being able to piss for 62 seconds...that just means that I didn't have the opportunity all day at school and it was very painful.

Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

There you go, flaming outside of Flame Wars again. How many times is that now? So, will this time garner the prerequisite 24-hour ban, or is it three strikes and you're out? I guess we'll have to find out.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

yet another example of the juvenile mind running amok in the forums, continually breaking rules without any sort of notable punishment outside of the customary slap on the wrist by a mod. maybe this one will do the trick. i am growing tired of this members continual use of foul language and flaming outside of flame wars. i don't imagine his mother lets him speak like this, and surely he is not allowed to speak like this at his school, so why must CC be his outlet for his "bad boy" persona? enough is enough. this kid is out of control and has yet to learn his lesson.-0

p.s.-is it three strikes and you are out or is it four? this is 5 by my count.

owenshooter wrote:

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Seriously youre a fucking idiot if you think i'm actually bragging.

yet another example of the juvenile mind running amok in the forums, continually breaking rules without any sort of notable punishment outside of the customary slap on the wrist by a mod. maybe this one will do the trick. i am growing tired of this members continual use of foul language and flaming outside of flame wars. i don't imagine his mother lets him speak like this, and surely he is not allowed to speak like this at his school, so why must CC be his outlet for his "bad boy" persona? enough is enough. this kid is out of control and has yet to learn his lesson.-0

p.s.-is it three strikes and you are out or is it four? this is 5 by my count.

I just pissed for 63 seconds. Looks like I beat you, PC9.

I wasn't sure of the count, owen. I had at least three, but I'm sure you're right with five.

are we going to brag about how big our genitalia is now boys? LOCKED FOR FLAMING OUT OF FLAME WARS