Conquer Club

We have coccidia and gearddiah (sorry, not sure how to spell them) in the ground here. The puppies usually eventually get both. It gives them diarrhea that has a very potent oder.

I just had explosive diarrhea that smelled EXACTLY like theirs from a week or two ago and now my stomach is starting to get upset.

Should I take their medicine or schedule an appointment with the doctor?

Neither. Eat the dogs. It's the only way...

No, hecter. Are you a barbarian? First you stick a needle into the anus and take some shit juice out. Then insert needle into your left bicep, and run in place for half an hour to 45 minutes. If that doesn't work, well then, it's been good knowin ya....

So I took a little bit of the medicine, but not much because you guys haven't told me anything yet.

Get the Elvish script from the 'one ring' (y'know, in Lord of the Rings) tatooed around your anal sphincter (you probably call it your 'bum hole'). It will protect you from all evil and the chicks will totally dig it when they are strapon banging you.


(no seriously, google it... what could possible go wrong?)

serious answers please

I suggest you take 50 times as much as you give your puppies of that medicine because you're larger and heavier and need more of it than they do, then you wait for 4 days and if you don't get better go get that tattoo around your bum hole.

RustyMonkey wrote:So I took a little bit of the medicine, but not much because you guys haven't told me anything yet.

Collect your shit in a clean glass bottle and bring it to the doctor's office. Tell them you want to see a doctor immediately or you are going to splatter your collection all over the walls. If they refuse to give you an appointment right away, you have to carry out your threat - or they will never take you seriously. Make sure to target any art work that may look expensive.

Or, you could just call and make an appointment the old fashioned way.