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Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:52 pm
by Neoteny
So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!

Also...

BYU/Washington... Fucked up or not?

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:55 pm
by pancakemix
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:55 pm
by homeland rules
i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:57 pm
by Neoteny
homeland rules wrote:i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad


I figured that if you guys got to be pretentious assholes, I'd get to do the same.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:59 pm
by Neoteny
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:59 pm
by homeland rules
what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:01 pm
by pancakemix
Neoteny wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:03 pm
by Neoteny
homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.

pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.


It was pretty clearly a fumble, not a pass. His hand was not moving forward.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:06 pm
by pancakemix
Neoteny wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Neoteny wrote:So, Denver/San Diego... What the f*ck?!


That's called getting PWNed into oblivion.


I wasn't rooting for either team, so I can say from an unbiased perspective, that was a fucked up call.


The pass? Maybe a little, but his hand was moving forward. I'm not for one side in particular, either, though.


It was pretty clearly a fumble, not a pass. His hand was not moving forward.


I've seen worse calls.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:08 pm
by homeland rules
Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.


your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany you anywhere.

you may have an audience with the queen if you can tell me which side of the stairs you should climb a round tower on

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:10 pm
by Pedronicus
This little chap from Holland has seen some American football.
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He obviously has seen enough

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:12 pm
by Neoteny
homeland rules wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:what an un-gentlemanly manouvere. hang your head in shame.


Cracka, please. I'm so gentlemanly, that I could manoeuvre the Queen home and safely into bed after a long night on the town.


your use of the word 'cracka' implies that the queen would sooner converse with barney gumble than accompany you anywhere.

you may have an audience with the queen if you can tell me which side of the stairs you should climb a round tower on


I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:15 pm
by homeland rules
Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.


if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:17 pm
by Neoteny
homeland rules wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I also noticed a stray comma in my original statement. Aside from that, I would ascend a tower on the left, so that I could pimp-slap her when necessary.


if you are right handed then correct. unfortunately your crude language means i will have to send for the butler and have you thrown in the moat at once. good day to you.


I am indeed. I know where my sword is (un)sheathed. However, I hear she has a thing for crudeness. And ZZ Top.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:19 pm
by Anarkistsdream
OkState demolished Missouri yesterday... Stillwater was fucking crazy last night.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:28 pm
by Neoteny
Pedronicus wrote:This little chap from Holland has seen some American football.
Image

He obviously has seen enough


Please, you people are too arrogant to give American football the time of day. Let's not kid ourselves. He was probably giving some British team (that was probably losing) the finger.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:27 pm
by Hologram
Neoteny wrote:
homeland rules wrote:i think you'll find football was our word first, you cad


I figured that if you guys got to be pretentious assholes, I'd get to do the same.

Seconded.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:47 pm
by HapSmo19
It was a fumble.

Anyway, GO RAIDERS!

The rest of you better watch out when they come alive :twisted:

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:51 pm
by Iliad
I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:11 am
by muy_thaiguy
Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:

There is irony to this sentence, but right now, my team, the Cowboys are 2-1 after beating North Dakota yesterday. We have a good defense, but offense needs a lot of work.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:13 am
by strike wolf
My team is 3-0. If we could avoid stupid (sometimes blatant) penalties and get our tight end to catch balls on 3rd down we probably would still be #2 in the AP Poll.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:41 am
by jipsy king
rugby with girly helmets

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:10 am
by Neoteny
Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:


jipsy king wrote:rugby with girly helmets


So are we oafs, or are we girly? You people can't even keep your insults straight, how can you expect us to think you know what a sport is?

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:26 am
by Iliad
Neoteny wrote:
Iliad wrote:I don't see a sigle discussion about football. Uneducated American oafs :roll:


jipsy king wrote:rugby with girly helmets


So are we oafs, or are we girly? You people can't even keep your insults straight, how can you expect us to think you know what a sport is?

You see american football is somewhere in between football and rugby.
You see rugby isn't for pansies. You don't dress like you are about to recreate the Battle of Hastings.
And you see football isnt' for unfit elephants with the co-ordination, skills and quick thinking of a severely retarded duck.

Re: Football (real)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:37 am
by jipsy king
are we saying that american football players are both pansies and unfit elephants? i would back that theory.

for a real man watch rugby league