Conquer Club

Assalam Alaykum!

Yes, it is true. I took Shahada and became a devout Muslim today. And there is a difference between Muslims and Terrorists! I have NO desire to strap on a suicide bomb jacket. All I want to do is praise Allah and pray for peace.

To take Shahada, what you must do is say: La illaha illa Allah, Muhammad Rasool Allah! three times and believe it in your heart (the translation is: There is no gods worthy of worship but Allah, and Muhammad is His Messenger), then after you take Shahada, you must take a complete bath and rinse your mouth and nose three times.

If you didn't already know, this is the month of Ramadan! Ramadan Mubarak!

If any of you have any questions on Islam and would like to learn more, please pm me and I will help you in the right direction.

May Allah guide you all!

Fi Aman Allah!

I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

I don't appreciate you lampooning my religion.

jbrettlip wrote:I don't appreciate you lampooning my religion.

Oh don't be such a tight-ass. People lampoon all religions because it's fun and easy, not because they actually hate the religion.

hecter wrote:I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

The best of ALL health plans! You may live for eternity in Paradise as opposed to the burning flames of hell fire...

Screw the Marines....how do you like that?

didn't you do this a few months ago?

jbrettlip wrote:Screw the Marines....how do you like that?

Eh. I don't particularly value your opinion so it doesn't matter. On the other hand, if I did you'd likely be a good friend and I'd know it's all in good fun. So, once again, don't be such a tightass.

Damn...didn't take th ebait...considering I have a caricature of Bombhammed in my avatar, I guess you saw through my ruse.

Well done, marine. That is why you are the supreme killing machine.

jbrettlip wrote:Damn...didn't take th ebait...considering I have a caricature of Bombhammed in my avatar, I guess you saw through my ruse.

Well done, marine. That is why you are the supreme killing machine.

Will be, anyway.

hecter wrote:I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

You get to smoke grade a hash, and after you die, naked virgins will feed you Twinkies and Oranges - better than fooking Blue Cross.


Honibaz

b.k. barunt wrote:

hecter wrote:I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

You get to smoke grade a hash, and after you die, naked virgins will feed you Twinkies and Oranges - better than fooking Blue Cross.


Honibaz

See, my problem with that is in my experience, most people over 18 who are still a virgin are virgins FOR A REASON. There's not enough hash in the world to make me want to see Anne Widdicombe, Englands most famous virgin for example, naked. I don't care what she's trying to put in my mouth, that shits not worth it.

Spuzzell wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:

hecter wrote:I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

You get to smoke grade a hash, and after you die, naked virgins will feed you Twinkies and Oranges - better than fooking Blue Cross.


Honibaz

See, my problem with that is in my experience, most people over 18 who are still a virgin are virgins FOR A REASON. There's not enough hash in the world to make me want to see Anne Widdicombe, Englands most famous virgin for example, naked. I don't care what she's trying to put in my mouth, that shits not worth it.

She was my MP at one point.
If it weren't that I disagree with everything she says and everything she stands for, I'd probably quite admire her.

Grooveman2007 wrote:didn't you do this a few months ago?

It seems familiar, but then again, the old DaGip died and this is his nephew who took up his mantle, or something like that.

MeDeFe wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:didn't you do this a few months ago?

It seems familiar, but then again, the old DaGip died and this is his nephew who took up his mantle, or something like that.

I am now AntiLuns, but I can't change my name, so I have to keep my moniker DaGip

Spuzzell wrote:

b.k. barunt wrote:

hecter wrote:I'm thinking of accepting Islam myself... What kind of health plan do they offer?

You get to smoke grade a hash, and after you die, naked virgins will feed you Twinkies and Oranges - better than fooking Blue Cross.


Honibaz

See, my problem with that is in my experience, most people over 18 who are still a virgin are virgins FOR A REASON. There's not enough hash in the world to make me want to see Anne Widdicombe, Englands most famous virgin for example, naked. I don't care what she's trying to put in my mouth, that shits not worth it.

Heh heh, i knew there had to be a catch somewhere. Stupid WOGs don't know what's really in store for them.


Honibaz

Bismil Allah, Arrhaman Arrahim!

Alhamdulilahi Rabil Alamin.

Arrhaman arrahaim!

Maliki yawmid din.

Iyaka na buda wa iyaka nasteen.

Adina assaratal al mustaquim.

Assaratal Al ladina an amta alayhim, ghorilmughdubi alayhim wa ladahlin.

Ameen

http://www.mounthira.com/learning/surah/001-al-fatihah/

DaGip wrote:Bismil Allah, Arrhaman Arrahim!

Alhamdulilahi Rabil Alamin.

Arrhaman arrahaim!

Maliki yawmid din.

Iyaka na buda wa iyaka nasteen.

Adina assaratal al mustaquim.

Assaratal Al ladina an amta alayhim, ghorilmughdubi alayhim wa ladahlin.

Ameen

http://www.mounthira.com/learning/surah/001-al-fatihah/

By saying 72 virgins did they say there would be male virgins?

brooksieb wrote:

DaGip wrote:Bismil Allah, Arrhaman Arrahim!

Alhamdulilahi Rabil Alamin.

Arrhaman arrahaim!

Maliki yawmid din.

Iyaka na buda wa iyaka nasteen.

Adina assaratal al mustaquim.

Assaratal Al ladina an amta alayhim, ghorilmughdubi alayhim wa ladahlin.

Ameen

http://www.mounthira.com/learning/surah/001-al-fatihah/

By saying 72 virgins did they say there would be male virgins?

Now why would I sleep with 72 versions of myself?

And where can you find that verse of 72 virgins? If you can find that verse for me to look at, then we can talk.