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God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:48 pm
by Kingdroid
If i'm wrong i will not be able to post in 5 seconds.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:53 pm
by mpjh
No she doesn't, and if I am wrong I will win the lottery on Friday.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:20 am
by dsmsc1991
God cured my moms friends cancer, the chemotherapy had nothing at all to do with it ;)

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:28 am
by Dancing Mustard
God doesn't exist.

Neither do leprechauns.

Case closed.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:49 am
by mpjh
Wait, wait, you mean I have been crawling around in all those clover fields trying to catch the little rich bastards for nothing?

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:56 am
by jonesthecurl
No, DM is trying to corner the market by persuading the rest of us to stop looking.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:31 am
by Dancing Mustard
You'll never get me lucky charms!!!

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:18 am
by pimpdave
Does this mean the Easter Bunny isn't real either?

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:10 am
by black elk speaks
God most assuredly exists! Just not in the way that you know it to be true. Islam, Christianity and Judaism are all forms of population control. It is unfortunate that they all serve to compete for the same population, the world. Well, maybe not Judaism, they just get picked on by the other 2 because the other 2 stole the foundation of their "religions" from the Jews.

God is the force that continues to instantiate life and is everywhere that there is life. That's my take on it, anyway.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:19 am
by Dancing Mustard
So, oxygen is god? Right?

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:30 am
by jonesthecurl
No. Photons. All hail the Unconquered Sun!

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:41 am
by Dancing Mustard
Actually his name is Ra.


As in "I say, are those townie oiks throwing beer-cans at our punt? Rah!"

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:42 am
by jonesthecurl
Heretic- it's Mazda.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:48 am
by black elk speaks
Dancing Mustard wrote:So, oxygen is god? Right?

Because an element is life? No silly, oxygen is not a living thing.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:17 am
by Dancing Mustard
According to you, neither is God.

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:58 am
by jonesthecurl
Actually, I just had a divine revelation.

A big, echoey, Charlton Heston-type voice appeared in my head, and said

"SO, KINGSDROID DOESN'T THINK I EXIST, EH?
WELL,I DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM EITHER
."

As the voice faded, I could have sworn I heard Charlton muttering something like "Bloody multis...".

Re: God doesn't exist

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:21 pm
by black elk speaks
Dancing Mustard wrote:According to you, neither is God.


Care to explain?