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Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:31 pm**

Let's be honest with ourselves, America. Aren't we all ready for a change?
Isn't it time we said no to the Demepublicans? Doesn't seem to matter which way that you vote... nothing ever changes...

It's time to vote third party. It's time to vote Anti-Luns!

Anti-Luns is different. Anti-Luns WOULD be a guaranteed change!
I had to stop and think about it myself before becoming an Ant-Lunser.... because I really don't agree with his "your balls, my jar" policy. I don't really agree with his "your woman are my satisfaction slaves" policy either actually... But I mean, come on... think about it! Is any candadite really going to be 100% what you want?

It's time for a drastic change America... It's time for Anti-Luns101!

*everyone rally!* We're going down through the courtyard and into the gym!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:28 pm**

Juan_Bottom wrote:! Is any candadite really going to be 100% what you want?

Lately, I've been happy if the candidate is about 2% what I want...that seems to be the going standard these days on the candidacies...

But the great thing about AntiLuns...you don't even have to VOTE for him! Isn't that awesome! He just basically takes over, becomes emperor, and that's it! No pesky poll lines, no bickering at the bar over politics...it's just clean cut and simple! One person, one world, one Empire!

Oh...thanks for giving The Empire your $700 Billion (could be over a trillion, but who's counting?).

Vote AntiLuns or Die! (a little added incentive never hurts...)

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:43 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:48 pm**

First person to complain about the caps in the subject title gets a punch in the face from Evil Monkey.

Anti-Luns is on the loose. He must be stopped. Post the following image wherever you see mention of Anti-Luns, this thread included.

Long live the revolution!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:58 pm**

Forgive me and my lack of knowledge about American Politics, but isn't there any other choice to the American Voter other than republican or democrat?

I know in England the two main parties are Labour and Conservative with the Liberals being generally considered to be the third option (but never get anywhere near enough votes to get into power)

If Bill Clinton pushed for mortgages to be easier to obtain for ethnic minorities who previously found getting credit difficult, which in turn has lead to the current problem, and GW not doing anything to sort it out over the last 8 years in office, surely this is the time for an alternative party to have a realistic stab at grabbing power from the republicrats?
I know there isn't enough time for a massive ad campaign but the news on the TV must be enough of a stimulus to even the thickest American, to consider other political options before getting into another 4 years of the same old shit.

If I was an American and was faced with the current choices of McCain or Obama - I choose someone else. Anyone else. Regardless of their lack of experience in leading a country.
It's so fucked up right now, a new guy couldn't make it any worse.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:02 pm**

Feel the Power

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:09 pm**

Yes it is true. The AntiLuns is supreme! Despite Sentinel's attempt at assassinating my campaign, you will all find that The Empire of the AntiLuns is quite beautiful!

If you are poor or middle classed, I will make sure to kill you off so you quit sucking on MY economy and making all us AntiLunsers broke!

We hate supporting your poor asses! Thusly, why we needed to relinquish you all from your well earned dollars, as "the everyday Joe" doesn't have a lick of sense or fiscal responsibility to handle large sums of wealth.

'Tis better the largess stays with those that understand and covet it the most.

It may not be to late for you all...post my sig to show your allegiance to the Empire of the AntiLuns!

You and your children (and their children) will greatly benefit from your immense fiscal sacrifice!

Vote AntiLuns or Die!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:15 pm**

Pedronicus wrote:Forgive me and my lack of knowledge about American Politics, but isn't there any other choice to the American Voter other than republican or democrat?

I know in England the two main parties are Labour and Conservative with the Liberals being generally considered to be the third option (but never get anywhere near enough votes to get into power)

If Bill Clinton pushed for mortgages to be easier to obtain for ethnic minorities who previously found getting credit difficult, which in turn has lead to the current problem, and GW not doing anything to sort it out over the last 8 years in office, surely this is the time for an alternative party to have a realistic stab at grabbing power from the republicrats?
I know there isn't enough time for a massive ad campaign but the news on the TV must be enough of a stimulus to even the thickest American, to consider other political options before getting into another 4 years of the same old shit.

If I was an American and was faced with the current choices of McCain or Obama - I choose someone else. Anyone else. Regardless of their lack of experience in leading a country.
It's so fucked up right now, a new guy couldn't make it any worse.

I couldn't agree with you more. I am still a big Ron Paul supporter, but the media hype has (and will) always remain in the hands of the Dems and Republicans.

This year I am voting for Chuck Baldwin...I just disagree with Obama and Mickey "C" on too much, especially with the economic system and our current interventionist policy, thusly expanding an empire of which it is clear we can not afford.

Is the AntiLuns really that far away from the truth?

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:50 pm**

But I'm lower middle class, so won't you just kill me off?

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:57 pm**

hecter wrote:But I'm lower middle class, so won't you just kill me off?

The plan is to WORK you to death, and rip off all your tax dollars...do you think your life means anything to the AntiLuns? Only the cold hard cash that is milked out of you each and every year. So keep having sex and popping out little future AntiLunsers to keep my coffers full.

You should be honored, Herr Hecter! After your demise, you will get a nice funeral and your body will be shipped to the state Hydrocarbon Essence Facility, where you will be pressurized and all your innards will be squeezed down to extract as much Bio Hydrocarbon Essence as possible. A new generation of automobiles will be running off of your essence!

Don't you feel a bit more patriotic knowing that your own body can solve the world's energy crisis? Hmmm?

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:00 pm**

DaGip wrote:
hecter wrote:But I'm lower middle class, so won't you just kill me off?

The plan is to WORK you to death, and rip off all your tax dollars...do you think your life means anything to the AntiLuns? Only the cold hard cash that is milked out of you each and every year. So keep having sex and popping out little future AntiLunsers to keep my coffers full.

You should be honored, Herr Hecter! After your demise, you will get a nice funeral and your body will be shipped to the state Hydrocarbon Essence Facility, where you will be pressurized and all your innards will be squeezed down to extract as much Bio Hydrocarbon Essence as possible. A new generation of automobiles will be running off of your essence!

Don't you feel a bit more patriotic knowing that your own body can solve the world's energy crisis? Hmmm?

Well, as wonderful as that sounds, I think I'm going to vote Democrat this year... If I was American... And if I could vote...

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:13 pm**

why do that??? DaGip is not a republican he is more of a anarchist

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:16 pm**

Japs wrote:why do that??? DaGip is not a republican he is more of a anarchist

He's not in any way, shape or form an anarchist. He's a facist. That's the opposite of anarchism. It's like an uber-republican.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:20 pm**

I strongly disagree as I am a republican and if thats what DaGip claims to be I am ashamed for our party.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:21 pm**

hecter wrote:
Japs wrote:why do that??? DaGip is not a republican he is more of a anarchist

He's not in any way, shape or form an anarchist. He's a facist. That's the opposite of anarchism. It's like an uber-republican.

Exactly, Hecter. I am not an anarchist, I am an AntiLunsist...I embrace National Socialism which is indeed like an uber-republican.

Ever since the Bailout went through, I can feel my Nazi heritage coursing through my veins!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:25 pm**

Japs wrote:I strongly disagree as I am a republican and if thats what DaGip claims to be I am ashamed for our party.

I think you need to learn a bit about the political spectrum... You know about left-wing right-wing stuff, right? Republicans on the right, Democrats on the left? Well, there's also, I suppose you could say, an up and down as well. Up would be more government control (authoritarianism), down would be less government control (no government). In brackets are the extremes of that. So, on the top left, you'd have Communism, bottom left anarchy. Top right fascism (which is what DaGip is pretending to be) and bottom right you have libertarianism. Republicans are somewhere in the bottom right square, but not at such an extreme as libertarianism.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:26 pm**

no, a socialist believes in big gov. republicans like small gov

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:27 pm**

Japs wrote:no, a socialist believes in big gov. republicans like small gov

But the way republicans have been dealing with the economic crisis is "big government". They're getting involved in a place they believe there shouldn't be government involvement. Basically, this $700B is the republicans trying to socialize the economy.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:33 pm**

hecter wrote:
Japs wrote:no, a socialist believes in big gov. republicans like small gov

But the way republicans have been dealing with the economic crisis is "big government". They're getting involved in a place they believe there shouldn't be government involvement. Basically, this $700B is the republicans trying to socialize the economy.

The term NeoCon comes to mind...Republicans are not Republican anymore...they have embraced the AntiLuns as Japs is surely doing, but is unaware of his AntiLunser programming yet. He thinks everything is quite normal, and nothing has changed. The word Republican means this, and it means that...oh! But it is much much more than just words, Jappy ol' chum. It's about actions!

Look at the actions of the Republicans in power...what do you see? Less government? On the contrary...you see the BIGGEST FUCKING GOVERNMENT EVER IN AMERICAN FUCKING HISTORY!

So get a load out of your ass and wake the f*ck up!

The Republicans are the Empire of the AntiLuns!

Learn to embrace it!

Vote AntiLuns or Die!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:40 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:41 pm**

DaGip wrote:Is the AntiLuns really that far away from the truth?

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:43 pm**

Sentinel XIV wrote:

Spam to the Fourth power...amazing!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:44 pm**

DaGip wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:

Spam to the Fourth power...amazing!

The revolution is strong.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:51 pm**

Sentinel XIV wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:

Spam to the Fourth power...amazing!

The revolution is strong.

Do you think this is what all women would look like if Hitler won WWII?

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:53 pm**

DaGip wrote:Do you think this is what all women would look like if Hitler won WWII?

Hitler was gay. There wouldn't be any women.

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