Conquer Club

This could be it, ladies and gentlemen! The time we have all been waiting for!

For the first time in history, the Angel Mike is going to reveal himself with the Starship Melissa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zhzvbBO ... re=related

sure...

October 14, 2008? You mean 14-10-2008?
10-14-2008=-2012 (!!!)
Ohmigod, it all adds up!

it would be tight though

what a load of bs

Well, I think it's a complete farce, but, in the words of the zen master, we'll see.

That bird should contact the 'light' aliens and tell them to move the rendezvous forward by a day or two. What with the presidentail elections being delayed due to the dow jones imploding and civil unrest sweeping america, closely followed by israel launching nukes at iran - no one in america is going take one jot of notice of a 2000 mile long spaceship made of lights.

Hologram wrote:Well, I think it's a complete farce, but, in the words of the zen master, we'll see.

Nice reference

InkL0sed wrote:

Hologram wrote:Well, I think it's a complete farce, but, in the words of the zen master, we'll see.

Nice reference

I like to think so.

I hope the aliens are cool and give us good technology.

pimpdave wrote:I hope the aliens are cool and give us good technology.

Like a box of light in which we can communicate with all the people through out the whole World!

Here, this guy claims to be connected with this Federation of Light that is coming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umMdHQRT67A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhLGjyY0i4

DaGip wrote:Like a box of light in which we can communicate with all the people through out the whole World!

f*ck that!

What good is a glorified cell-phone?


What I really want from the aliens is some kind of magic microwave that can crank out roast-chickens, bicep-implants (etc), Xbox360s, and obliging hotties, all completely free and on demand. It'd probably be called the "Joymaster over9000"Also, i'd be totally jazzed if they gave me the copyrights and patents to its design... but I'd be pretty damn happy if they just gave me the device.

But yeah, basically Angel Mick can keep his stupid little cell-phone. I want the Joymaster over9000.

Also, it would probably be able to crank out beer too.

But they might restrict that to some kind of 'deluxe' edition, or else only add that feature to the 2nd Generation model that would arrive in stores just before Christmas.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Also, it would probably be able to crank out beer too.

But they might restrict that to some kind of 'deluxe' edition, or else only add that feature to the 2nd Generation model that would arrive in stores just before Christmas.

Whether or not the aliens bring Dancing Mustard his Masturbation Machine 9000, I'm hoping for a matter transporter.

See, while Mustard's dream machine is very cool and could be used to great effect, I still think a matter transporter is cooler. Cause then I could just beam people all around, and stuff.

pimpdave wrote:Whether or not the aliens bring Dancing Mustard his Masturbation Machine 9000, I'm hoping for a matter transporter.

See, while Mustard's dream machine is very cool and could be used to great effect, I still think a matter transporter is cooler. Cause then I could just beam people all around, and stuff.

If I had a matter transporter, I would just beam my semen inside of all the women of the planet Earth!

DaGip wrote:If I had a matter transporter, I would just beam my semen inside of all the women of the planet Earth!

*Highfives DaGip*


YEAH BO0OY!

DaGip wrote:

pimpdave wrote:Whether or not the aliens bring Dancing Mustard his Masturbation Machine 9000, I'm hoping for a matter transporter.

See, while Mustard's dream machine is very cool and could be used to great effect, I still think a matter transporter is cooler. Cause then I could just beam people all around, and stuff.

If I had a matter transporter, I would just beam my semen inside of all the women of the planet Earth!

I've "beamed" mine itno a few in my time, without a matter transporter (but with a pretty respectable beam)

Okay, that's where this thread needs to go...

Quick, before the aliens come and destroy earth, everyone list how many women they've "beamed up"! No lying!

I believe about 40. 6 or 7 of these I draw a blank on, but was assured b the "beamees" that it was so.

I've only beamed my wife...

You don't know what you're missing...


(Also, cue multiple crude "Yeah, me too. She was crap" gags)

Dancing Mustard wrote:You don't know what you're missing...


(Also, cue multiple crude "Yeah, me too. She was crap" gags)

I need to mention...she is my ex-wife, and don't really give a shit.

Oh...

Well now those jokes are no fun.

I'm too late.