Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:47 pm**

Nostalgia used to be so much fun: it might be good to have a compilation of your favouritely amusing internets.
Anyway this should help pass the few remaining hours until death, so:

old faves:
the stupidest faces patrick swayze makes in ghost
getting your dog pumped
Tv go home and again

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:31 pm**

heavycola wrote:old faves:
the stupidest faces patrick swayze makes in ghost

I'm surprised Backglass didn't use some of these when he was refuting the "9/11 was an inside job" threads...I can see it now:

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!

Posted: **Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:13 pm**

http://www.uncyclopedia.org is an excellent source of information.

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:13 pm**

I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:36 pm**

rotfl

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am**

jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.

Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:33 am**

pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.

Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.

Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:56 am**

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.

Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.

Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:03 am**

hecter wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.

Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.

Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:21 pm**

it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:25 pm**

The1exile wrote:it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.

yes, i believe that is part of what makes it "teh interwebs"

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:35 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

benny lava

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:00 pm**

http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:13 pm**

heavycola wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

benny lava

Probably the best corner of the internet.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:37 am**

Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.

This is great reading.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:18 am**

http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/

Decent blog about music. Tends to fall in line with my taste, so I read it pretty regularly. Sort of like what Pitchfork was before it became a household name (i.e. associated with Lollapalooza)

And then there's this:

http://www.ospenterprises.com/phone/index.php

I'm not sure why this is funny. It just is.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:29 pm**

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.

This is great reading.

It is, isn't it. It is equal parts disturbing, hilarious and intriguing.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:58 pm**

it consists of essence of wtflolness

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:38 am**

One guy called for weeks, trying to get us to special order a tape called Autofellatio. (It looks like cheating - on the box cover the guy is bracing himself against a pool table. Dammit, if you're going to fellate yourself, do it on pure strength and flexibility or don't do it at all.)

Best quote from the whole site.

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