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you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:08 amby brooksieb
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:15 amby PLAYER57832
I am no friend of the taliban, but a lot of those things apply to many outside our country. In many third world countries, where clean running water is often hard to come by, people use their left hand to clean themselves. (one reason it is extremely insulting to offer a right hand to shake).
And, you got some of your facts quite wrong. Again, I certainly don't approve of the way women are treated under the Taliban, believe it is actually against the Koran, even, but they don't own women ... subjugate, yes, but "own", no.
And as for that "crush on your neighbors goat" bit ... that is just plain a stupid comment.
Your basic premise seems to be different = wrong = capable of anything.
The Taliban are bad enough for who they really are. When we start to paint them with EVERY slur ... we just feed into their type of rhetoric.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:27 amby ParadiceCity9
PLAYER57832 wrote:I am no friend of the taliban, but a lot of those things apply to many outside our country. In many third world countries, where clean running water is often hard to come by, people use their left hand to clean themselves. (one reason it is extremely insulting to offer a right hand to shake).
And, you got some of your facts quite wrong. Again, I certainly don't approve of the way women are treated under the Taliban, believe it is actually against the Koran, even, but they don't own women ... subjugate, yes, but "own", no.
And as for that "crush on your neighbors goat" bit ... that is just plain a stupid comment.
Your basic premise seems to be different = wrong = capable of anything.
The Taliban are bad enough for who they really are. When we start to paint them with EVERY slur ... we just feed into their type of rhetoric.
You know he was kidding..right?...
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:09 amby PLAYER57832
ParadiceCity9 wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:I am no friend of the taliban, but a lot of those things apply to many outside our country. In many third world countries, where clean running water is often hard to come by, people use their left hand to clean themselves. (one reason it is extremely insulting to offer a right hand to shake).
And, you got some of your facts quite wrong. Again, I certainly don't approve of the way women are treated under the Taliban, believe it is actually against the Koran, even, but they don't own women ... subjugate, yes, but "own", no.
And as for that "crush on your neighbors goat" bit ... that is just plain a stupid comment.
Your basic premise seems to be different = wrong = capable of anything.
The Taliban are bad enough for who they really are. When we start to paint them with EVERY slur ... we just feed into their type of rhetoric.
You know he was kidding..right?...
I know he intended it that way.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:24 amby Grooveman2007
Well this potentially entertaining thread was just killed.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:57 amby Frigidus
Grooveman2007 wrote:Well this potentially entertaining thread was just killed.
High five!
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:06 pmby The1exile
Frigidus wrote:High five!
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:16 pmby jbrettlip
1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:37 pmby Frigidus
jbrettlip wrote:1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Indeed, that more than anything else indicates that you are a terrorist/heathen/Dem/communist.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:39 pmby THORNHEART
LOL THAT IS FRICKING HILARIOUS
I ESPECIALLY LIKE NUMBER 4
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:44 pmby Snorri1234
Frigidus wrote:jbrettlip wrote:1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Indeed, that more than anything else indicates that you are a terrorist/heathen/Dem/communist.
Filthy traitors.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:50 pmby Snorri1234
THORNHEART wrote:LOL THAT IS FRICKING HILARIOUS
I ESPECIALLY LIKE NUMBER 4
LOL I NOW RITE?
HOW DO I TURN OF CAPSLOCK?
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:19 pmby jonesthecurl
Frigidus wrote:jbrettlip wrote:1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Indeed, that more than anything else indicates that you are a terrorist/heathen/Dem/communist.
"Dem" short for "Democrat".
Also "Demon".
Coincidence?
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:28 pmby Grooveman2007
jonesthecurl wrote:Frigidus wrote:jbrettlip wrote:1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Indeed, that more than anything else indicates that you are a terrorist/heathen/Dem/communist.
"Dem" short for "Democrat".
Also "Demon".
Coincidence?
I think not!
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:45 pmby Redfelt
PLAYER57832 wrote:I am no friend of the taliban, but a lot of those things apply to many outside our country. In many third world countries, where clean running water is often hard to come by, people use their left hand to clean themselves. (one reason it is extremely insulting to offer a right hand to shake).
And, you got some of your facts quite wrong. Again, I certainly don't approve of the way women are treated under the Taliban, believe it is actually against the Koran, even, but they don't own women ... subjugate, yes, but "own", no.
And as for that "crush on your neighbors goat" bit ... that is just plain a stupid comment.
Your basic premise seems to be different = wrong = capable of anything.
The Taliban are bad enough for who they really are. When we start to paint them with EVERY slur ... we just feed into their type of rhetoric.
I have actual footage of a Taliban soldier having relations with a donkey as captured by American soldiers using night vision goggles....
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:40 pmby Skittles!
THORNHEART wrote:LOL THAT IS FRICKING HILARIOUS
I ESPECIALLY LIKE NUMBER 4
*head slam*
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:53 amby heavycola
As a radicalised muslim i take grave offence at this thread, into which i will shortly be reversing a truck filled with fertiliser.
Re: you may be a taliban if...
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:05 amby Iliad
jonesthecurl wrote:Frigidus wrote:jbrettlip wrote:1. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
2. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
3. You donate money to Obama's campaign.
Indeed, that more than anything else indicates that you are a terrorist/heathen/Dem/communist.
"Dem" short for "Democrat".
Also "Demon".
Coincidence?
And "Demolition"
Coincedence?