Conquer Club

after the Canadian Thanksgiving Massacre, i am terrified of what will take place to CC over the Halloween holiday... i mean, i am contemplating just turning off all my computers, missing my turns, and avoiding whatever chaos occurs on CC leaking into my house or computer. will the halloween horror be as bad as the turkey day massacre?!!!-0

p.s.-oh, and we all know which clan has the most kick ass halloween sig, EVER@!!!

I'm being dragged out of my house by some Asians to go Trick or Treating, so I'll miss any atrocities as well...

PS Yes, I'm far to old to go ToT, but so are the Asians >.< The person who wants me to go the most is 18!

Im going trick or treating with Batman!

I am handing out candy, adn flirting with teh high schoool girls dressed as hookers....at least if I get my wife really drunk first.

jbrettlip wrote:I am handing out candy, adn flirting with teh high schoool girls dressed as hookers....at least if I get my wife really drunk first.

hey brett!!! nice sig!!! your clan really has some heart and soul!!! wow!!!! stellar!!!-0

I am going to stay in and hand out candy. I might go trick or treating with Batman though, maybe Frankenstein's monster as well.

I will be busy spooking all the little ones who dare step on my front porch...

I can hardly wait... Fog Machine, speakers with creepy music on roof, skulls and tombstones on the lawn, black lights everywhere,


Here's my from porch from the year before last...


Happy All Hallows' Even!!!

phantomzero wrote:I will be busy spooking all the little ones who dare step on my front porch...

yeah, i do the same, but no costume required. black guy answering the door in our neighbourhood in texas is enough to do it!!! however, when i take my kid out trick or treating, i am going as Maxatstuy and my son is going to be one of his multis! to top it off, we have convinced 6 kids to go with us, dressed as multis too!!! even better, we are doing that thing where you are in the middle and 6 mannequins are pretty much puppets and you control them all by yourself... anyway, should be fun!!! THANKS MAX for the inspiration!!!-0

As much as I like this topic, it's not really related to CC now.

I'm moving it to off-topics

I think the giant orange TRICK OR TREAT on the top of every CC page makes this realivant... But who am I to say...

Hmmmm.... Max's multi's... You may have started something...

Is the Turkey Day Massacre where we spam the shit out of the forums with rude comments about the Dallas Cowboys?

I wanted to make a wicked costume, but can't find any cool stuff like ticks to accessorize. So I guess I will be something boring again this year.

I shall be my usual genial self.

I normally start the day by disconnecting the door bell.

Then I attach a live electrical current to the heavy door knocker.

Then I relax and relish listening to the howls of pain from downstairs while I enjoy my music.

Of course, anyone with the kind of signature we have would not be surprised by this.

jbrettlip wrote:I wanted to make a wicked costume, but can't find any cool stuff like ticks to accessorize. So I guess I will be something boring again this year.

Go as Saladfingers, you can't go wrong.

Salad Shooters attak

As long as AoR2 isn't under copyright infringement I don't care

Nah I don't think anything bad is gonna happen. Stop jinxing the site!! Geeez!

Now I am going to eat my TV dinner(Yes Owen, more fooood) and be entertained by the forums. Early mornings are great.

Perhaps I will dress as Edward Penishands.

So is the deal to make banners and avatars that mimic CC personalities?

You photoshop punks always show me up in punkitude.

owenshooter wrote: i am going as Maxatstuy and my son is going to be one of his multis!

I was wondering how you were gunna top the "mix set" you were last year!

Cooper, how DARE you call Owen's family a MIXED SET!!! You are such a racist. That wasn't a costume.....that is his real family!!!

jbrettlip wrote:Cooper, how DARE you call Owen's family a MIXED SET!!! You are such a racist. That wasn't a costume.....that is his real family!!!

HA!!

Vace Cooper wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:Cooper, how DARE you call Owen's family a MIXED SET!!! You are such a racist. That wasn't a costume.....that is his real family!!!

HA!!

cooper... you are more racist than twill. and that sir, is an uncanny accomplishment.-0

I'm gunna go as the Classic Map. f*ck hasbro...they can suck my big fat one if they object.

owenshooter wrote:

phantomzero wrote:I will be busy spooking all the little ones who dare step on my front porch...

yeah, i do the same, but no costume required. black guy answering the door in our neighbourhood in texas is enough to do it!!! however, when i take my kid out trick or treating, i am going as Maxatstuy and my son is going to be one of his multis! to top it off, we have convinced 6 kids to go with us, dressed as multis too!!! even better, we are doing that thing where you are in the middle and 6 mannequins are pretty much puppets and you control them all by yourself... anyway, should be fun!!! THANKS MAX for the inspiration!!!-0

youre not sexy enough

maxatstuy wrote:youre not sexy enough

i think you meant, "you are not a big enough cheat"... in which case, you sir, are correct.-0