Concession speech
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:11 pmMy fellow CC citizens,
It is with great regret that I must admit defeat in this 2008 presidential race. Although it is early in the day, the polls have yet to close, and the states have yet to be called, my campaign staff has given me credible evidence that our efforts have only carried Logansport, Indiana & Jupiter, Florida. It appears that this race is going to come down to John McCain & Barack Obama. This is confirmed by early exit polls and my staff's own internal polling.
"No no", I can hear you all saying..."Don't give up the fight, luns" Well, it's necessary folks. The next president is going to have a lot of issues to deal with. It's not right to keep everyone up all night in suspense. It's time to give the next president our support and move on. But before fading off into history let me just thank the following:
Stopper - for being my running mate
Guiscard - kicked off the campaign with Luns101/Stopper banners
Muy_thaiguy - for getting everyone donuts when we were hungry
MeDeFe - for unfailingly sporting his campaign banner even when I wasn't around
Pirate Anti-Luns DaGip - for sharpening me and forcing me to be a better candidate
The Luns101/Stopper campaign is now put to rest. May God bless America!
It is with great regret that I must admit defeat in this 2008 presidential race. Although it is early in the day, the polls have yet to close, and the states have yet to be called, my campaign staff has given me credible evidence that our efforts have only carried Logansport, Indiana & Jupiter, Florida. It appears that this race is going to come down to John McCain & Barack Obama. This is confirmed by early exit polls and my staff's own internal polling.
"No no", I can hear you all saying..."Don't give up the fight, luns" Well, it's necessary folks. The next president is going to have a lot of issues to deal with. It's not right to keep everyone up all night in suspense. It's time to give the next president our support and move on. But before fading off into history let me just thank the following:
Stopper - for being my running mate
Guiscard - kicked off the campaign with Luns101/Stopper banners
Muy_thaiguy - for getting everyone donuts when we were hungry
MeDeFe - for unfailingly sporting his campaign banner even when I wasn't around
Pirate Anti-Luns DaGip - for sharpening me and forcing me to be a better candidate
The Luns101/Stopper campaign is now put to rest. May God bless America!
