Conquer Club

The Sammich Pledge

pimpdave wrote:I usually don't eat a sammich after passionate sexy-time, but that doesn't mean I don't want one, or that it isn't the best food after dates.

The Pledge:
I, _________ hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.


This is the beggining of one of the most important user-surverys ever conducted here on CC. Who will add their name to the cause?

I, diddle, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.

Who the hell doesn't eat a sammich after sex?? You people are missing out... I'll add my name to the list...

I, Neoteny, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.

I, pimpdave, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
I, Neoteny, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
I, diddle, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.

I, Sentinel XIV, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.

Humm

3,2,1?

id assume youd need a walk in fridge for starters.

That one may be both unhygenic and inedible.

hummmm

Also, questionably transvestite.

I prefer my sammiches without...er.... salami.

I, Mr. Olly Dedede Incrediball III, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.


also, is there any restriction on what's in the sandvich?

you guys have way too much time on your hands i hope you know. but what the hay

I, targetman377, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.

mr. incrediball wrote:also, is there any restriction on what's in the sandvich?

Not at all. I personally have two pieces of pizza sandwiched together (with the bases forming the two outside edges, as bread would in the traditional model) waiting in my fridge until an appropriate moment arises.

Does anybody have an update yet?

Yes.

I have an update, but it's kind of anachronistic, because the update would have occurred before the pledge was taken. Am I still compelled to present the update?

There will probably be another update tomorrow, if you'd prefer to wait for that one, especially since I might not be back online tonight in order to provide the anachronistic update after it is confirmed whether or not it should be shared.

hummmmmm

mpjh wrote:Pimp, do you have a problem with questions that require a yes or no answer on tests?

Well, that depends on what you mean by "answer". It gets even more muddled when we examine the meaning of "test". Please clarify and I may be able to reply to your inquiry.

Yum.

I have just finished eating a delicious sammich. But I had to make it myself. After walking home, I took all the ingredients out of the fridge and pantry.

Wheat Bread
Mashed Sweet Potatoes
Onion Powder
Leftover Turkey
Stuffing (homemade)
Cranberry sauce
Lettuce.

And I built a sammich. I spread the potatoes like one would mayonnaise, then sprinkled the onion powder on top of that. Then layered turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing and lettuce. Then I topped the sandwich with the top piece of bread and signed on to read the latest happenings on the forum.

That sammich was wondrous.

The sex was just so-so.

did it have anything to do with you stopping mid act to make the sandwich?

No. I honored the pledge post act.

Oops. I forgot the part about throwing it out and replacing it.

Well, it was ok. Kind of dry.

This thread needs to be replaced by a fresher, more hygenic one. It's sooo 2008!