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I feel pretty bad about this and I hope that you can all forgive me but, I don't know how to say this but...

I was hired by George Bush to plant explosives in the World Trade Centre. Those truther guys and gals are right. It was an inside job. I know because it was me and I'm really sorry for not saying anything sooner. Perhaps I should have said something before the war and stuff. I feel really ashamed.
When those planes struck those buildings later on that day {thank god I was having my smoke break when it happened, ha ha ha lol } I thought what a coincidence that I was trying to do the same thing as those evil doers. But about a half hour later George Bush gave me a call on my cell {AC-DC ring tone, ra, na na naa na na na na. lol } and instructed me to detonate the explosives.
Maybe I should have waited for those firefighters to get out safe, or maybe some of the innocent people inside, oh heck maybe I shouldn't have done it at all. But that's all in the past now, like 7 years ago already, time flies. Sometimes I think that aging is an inside job, ha ha ha ha, lol, get it ?

Anyway, I think that bygones should be bygones and it's time for you to forgive me.

LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

black elk speaks wrote:LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

Spam-mongrel!

Better speak to Benedict the pope, this is beyond my pay grade.

mpjh wrote:Better speak to Benedict the pope, this is beyond my pay grade.

The pope had nothing to do with it. It was just that mastermind, George W. Bush, and me.

If W was the mastermind, that makes you -- well -- a bit below an idiot -- no actually brain dead.

mpjh wrote:If W was the mastermind, that makes you -- well -- a bit below an idiot -- no actually brain dead.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

black elk speaks wrote:LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

QFT.

If this was meant to be funny.. It's not.

UCAbears wrote:If this was meant to be funny.. It's not.

So, if it was meant to be serious, is THAT what makes it funny?

Timminz wrote:

UCAbears wrote:If this was meant to be funny.. It's not.

So, if it was meant to be serious, is THAT what makes it funny?

No, because either way it's not funny. So f*ck off.

Timminz wrote:I feel pretty bad about this and I hope that you can all forgive me but, I don't know how to say this but...

I was hired by George Bush to plant explosives in the World Trade Centre. Those truther guys and gals are right. It was an inside job. I know because it was me and I'm really sorry for not saying anything sooner. Perhaps I should have said something before the war and stuff. I feel really ashamed.
When those planes struck those buildings later on that day {thank god I was having my smoke break when it happened, ha ha ha lol } I thought what a coincidence that I was trying to do the same thing as those evil doers. But about a half hour later George Bush gave me a call on my cell {AC-DC ring tone, ra, na na naa na na na na. lol } and instructed me to detonate the explosives.
Maybe I should have waited for those firefighters to get out safe, or maybe some of the innocent people inside, oh heck maybe I shouldn't have done it at all. But that's all in the past now, like 7 years ago already, time flies. Sometimes I think that aging is an inside job, ha ha ha ha, lol, get it ?

Anyway, I think that bygones should be bygones and it's time for you to forgive me.

The FBI is in no way looking for you right now. Just relax on your seat and maybe lean back a little but further so we can see you trough the window.

You will not feel a thing.

Timminz, are you hoping to boost up your post count with this thread? I got some bad news for you, this forum adds nothing to post counts. If you are trying to troll, well job well done. You have succeeded.

locked.