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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:29 pm
by KoolBak
Back off topic...

It's the damn man-skirts...come on people! LOL!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:29 pm
by Telvannia
i second that
the only good thing about scotland is the road to england

oh and shortbread

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:30 pm
by DesalationReborn
Midwest is the standard in American coloquials-- nice, mild, and pronounces every sylable. The Eastern such as hard New York is slowly being replaced by that, for the better, I might add, by the Midwest, and the South will always be seen as that hick-backwater area for proper speech in everywhere besides Florida. As well, Midwest is beginning to take over southern Canada, though Quebec will always have its frogs.

As for the UK, there's English accents I can deal with, but as well there's a few I can't understand (or stand) for the life of me, usually from the English armpit. Scottish is... intersting, though not neccessarilly understandable, and I have a penchant for Irish.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:32 pm
by Megatron
what about pikey?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:32 pm
by KoolBak
Well there you have it! We havent hit the aussies yet.....werent they a british penal colony? (ouch!)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:33 pm
by DesalationReborn
KoolBak wrote:Well there you have it! We havent hit the aussies yet.....werent they a british penal colony? (ouch!)


Convicts, yes. That's the same reason I've never been to Georgia.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:34 pm
by KoolBak
LOL!! well, happy to see you posting Reborn...nice to have new folks (as I'm pretty sick of Tre!) LOL!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:34 pm
by Telvannia
yeah that is why the aussies are good at violent games it is in there heritage

most convicts that were sent there were normally the murderers abd other such people

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:35 pm
by trestain
KoolBak wrote:Well there you have it! We havent hit the aussies yet.....werent they a british penal colony? (ouch!)


i know and now they beat us at everything

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:36 pm
by Telvannia
i beat you too that one tre

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:48 pm
by Fireside Poet
At least we can eat cookies and not have them called biscuits. ;)

hi

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:50 pm
by trestain
we have cookies too they are just a particular type of biscuit

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:50 pm
by Telvannia
we have not slandered the irish or welsh yet
any suggestions on what to say?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:52 pm
by KoolBak
Well we all know why god invented whiskey......so the Irish wouldnt rule the world!

(biscuits..... :roll: )

.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:55 pm
by trestain
welsh-sheep

insert your own joke i can't be bothered

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:01 pm
by Megatron
you know who else we have failed to mention, those sheep loving kiwis. That's another accent I have the pleasure of listening to most days.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:11 pm
by DAZMCFC
:twisted: hold on there is nothing wrong with the scottish, my family are near enough all scottish even though i was born in england i call myself british. but for the welsh they are sheep shaggers and if i`m not mistaken it was the scottish who invented whisky and not god. :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:59 am
by Stopper
DesalationReborn wrote:Scottish is... intersting, though not neccessarilly understandable,


Aye, I dinnae ken whit ye're insinuatin there, bit tak it fae me, you find us hard to understand cos the Scottish ur God's chosen people, and we only mak oorselves understood tae you lesser pippil when we choose tae.

EDIT: An whit's mair, God's purpose fur us is tae govern the English, cos they cannae dae it thaesels. See the evidence:

1. Scotland has its ain government.

2. England disnae - it's ruled by the British government.

3. The heids of the British government ur:

Prime Minister Tony Blair, born in Scotland, educated in Scotland, bit hus obviously spent far tae much time in England cos he's shite.

Chancellor Gordon Broon, born and bred in Scotland, and Prime Minister-in-waitin.

Home Secretary John Reid, born and bred in Scotland, and liable to maul any bugger wha disnae keep in line.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:38 am
by happysadfun
Telvannia wrote:in that case the is no english accent
personally i dont like the jordy accent (people from the northeast mainly newcastle)
I hate Cockney. I just 'ate it. Ne'er 'ould deal with it.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:17 pm
by Pedronicus
happysadfun wrote: I hate Cockney. I just 'ate it. Ne'er 'ould deal with it.


wots wrong wiv cockney?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:45 pm
by DAZMCFC
:twisted: now then pedro you know whats wrong with cockney it`s all the rhyming slang that they get carried away with it don`t you and you do think that you are the answer to the worlds problems very big headed indeed maybe not as much as the americans though they are very much more big headed than the cockneys. :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:51 pm
by Bogusbet
"puts skirt on, swigs whisky, getting a ticket to London"

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:57 pm
by articmonkeys
I think the english, welsh and irish are all full of sh*t.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:02 pm
by Stopper
Pedronicus wrote:
happysadfun wrote: I hate Cockney. I just 'ate it. Ne'er 'ould deal with it.


wots wrong wiv cockney?


I just got back from London...they can't say "f*ck" properly. It just comes out as "fack". Why can't you facking speak proper?