the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[2dimes]

I think the one on our left is hot. Don't tell the cops.

I saw this picture on the front page of NPR.org yesterday.



**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas on a skateboard**


--Andy

[Gillipig]

Well it was on NPR.

National Patriarch Republic??

Down with democracy! Ner med demokratin!

BMO

You got to bend it! I fixed it for you.

[muy_thaiguy]

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[2dimes]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... k_text.png

[strike wolf]

Boring weekend here. Finals are coming up and I'm the only one who doesn't have any tests to study for. Well at least none till Thursday and I'm in good shape for that class (I'd have to get a 65 or worse not to get an A in the class and I already know the material well). I've literally done as much as I could think of to keep myself busy today. I studied for a while even though I already feel like I'm ready for the test. I played guitar until my hands got tired, a couple hours of video games and I'm still bored out of my mind.

[muy_thaiguy]

Did my finals. Might I recomend Minecraft? There are versions for the Xbox and the PC.

[AndyDufresne]

We should all support this: The Good, The Bad and The Monkey. (Kickstarter)

"... is a classic spaghetti western with a twist. Imagine the kind of movie Sergio Leone would have made if he could only cast primates...then he turned it into a comic!"

show: Look Inside

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

BPotW

[Gillipig]

Haggis posted this in the comics thread. Thought I'd repost it here because this is the all monkey and banana related thread.

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[strike wolf]

But we're apes....hairless apes!

[Gillipig]

But we're apes....hairless apes!

Speak for yourself, I've got quite a lot of hair as it happens.
Furless, aye, but not hairless. Silly to call humans hairless when it's fur we mean when we say it.

[AndyDufresne]

This just in, a Tie Fighter (aka the International Space Station) was spotted transiting our sun.

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**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[2dimes]

Where does that fit in on the timeline?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... k_text.png

[Gillipig]

This just in, a Tie Fighter (aka the International Space Station) was spotted transiting our sun.

Click image to enlarge.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

An alien warship!!

[AndyDufresne]

Feel like hanging out with the Dalai Lama? Evidently some live webcasts today and tomorrow: http://dalailama.com/liveweb

May 10: Symposium
His Holiness will participate in a symposium with scientists and scholars entitled "Life and After Life" Maitripa College in Portland, Oregon, USA. Live webcast can be viewed at http://www.dalailama.com/live-portland10am
Time: 9:00am - 11:00am PDT

May 10: Public Talk
His Holiness will give a public talk on "The Path to Peace and Happiness in the Global Society" at the University of Oregon's Matthew Knight Arena in Eugene, Oregon, USA. Live webcast can be viewed at http://www.uoregon.edu/
Time: 1:30pm - 3:30pm PDT

May 11: Environmental Summit
His Holiness along with political and environmental leaders will discuss "Universal Responsibility & the Global Environment" at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Portland, Oregon, USA. Live webcast can be viewed at http://www.dalailama.com/live-portland11am
Time: 9:30am - 11:30am PDT

May 11: Public Talk
His Holiness will give a talk on "Inspiration for the Global Environment" at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Portland, Oregon, USA. Live webcast can be viewed at http://www.dalailama.com/live-portland11pm
Time: 1:30pm - 3:30pm PDT

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

Pocket Hose: The hose that grows.


Marketing. It's what's for dinner.

[nietzsche]

when was the last time when this thread was NSFW?

[Quirk]

It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

[nietzsche]

I was just asking.

In related news my sister's cat peed my car's back seat, my laptop backpack, my laptop and my kindle. I didn't notice at first and I put the backpack on my back, and then dropped it on my bed.

30 mins later I came back to my bedroom, found the awful smell and took the backpack off my bed to find the sheets were all wet with urine.

It was a long hot day (up since 5:30), did a lot off things and all I wanted was to lay down on my bed with the A/C on. The washing machine had stopped working earlier this week so I spent more than 4 hours disassembling the laptop (they are not like in the past when you could do it in 20 mins), cleaning it carefully and washing by hand my awesome backpack that I bought 8 years ago in Canada and love, the sheets, the mattress and the car sit and the kindle. The shirt I was wearing today I also like a lot, a green polo shirt that it's almost new. That I just remembered I haven't washed.

I saved the laptop (I'm typing on it) except for the trackpad. That it's gone.

[Quirk]

Your day's account is clearly NSFW.

[Gillipig]

It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

Mmmm, yummy! I want to eat her!!........................................out

[jonesthecurl]

She tastes of sushi.

[muy_thaiguy]

She tastes of ramen.

Fixed.

[Quirk]

Targetman?

[2dimes]

It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

I brought that picture over specifically to exercise the need for that tag.

Her picture was posted in a boob thread at totalbluff where the 2dimes screen name was born, from a dream I had about going to Vegas with a bunch of people that I never fit in with (typical), that created the forum to make fun of/move on from the "Pokah" forum at pokerroom.com.

I was frustrated with the moderators at Pokah like most of the membership was. I did not want to continue with my pokerroom.com screen name partially because I wanted to not use my actual first name since I liked to slip in and out of reality online. Leaning more towards fantasy since my real life apart from certain aspects of marriage were satisfactory.

My main marriage complaints

• being asked to work in town resulting in a significant reduction of income/a loss of flight money preventing completion of my commercial license.
• perceived lack of rock bands
• it's difficult to have intellectually stimulating conversation with my wife about non food topics.

In the very vivid dream, I was in the lobby out side of a poker tournament mingling. Looked down and found two Canadian dimes. So I joined their forum with that name.

One day Mastershake ( Masterbush here) asked us to participate in a take over of Flame wars. After it was over I never left, I ended up being displaced to this thread and the TB Stachewackers forum, that eventually was erased by KingArchilles after I lost Autoload.