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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:06 pm

I guess it's been a while since I've posted here. *sniffs* Still smells Huge.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:08 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
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none finer than banana humor
We should get Jonesy to incorporate some banana humor into his sets. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**--Andy

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:22 pm

Oh other than that, got Bioshock Infinite. Haven't finished it yet. I think I'm a couple hours in. I achieved the first major objective but I haven't gotten much farther than that. Anyways, so far the game has been pretty epic. Visually, It's stunning but that's nothing new for Bioshock. Gameplay wise it's very similar to the first game (I honestly don't remember much about the game play of the second game). Left trigger for special abilities (called vigors in this game) and right trigger for your gun. BIggest differences are rather than having the wrench as a chooseable weapon you have a melee weapon that can be used at any time by pressing y and rather than having a long list of weapons to choose from, you can only have two guns equipped at a time. Story. The story is good so far like all Bioshock games. you, Booker Dewitt, are dropped (or rocketed really) into the city of Columbia, a floating city above the clouds off the coast of Maine to retrieve a girl, Elizabeth, to pay off your gambling debt. At first glance, Columbia seems to be a form of Utopia, even some of the first lines you hear are "Heaven friend, or closest weā€™ll see until judgment day." After being initiated, you wake up outside to find that everyone seems happy as in a city that has toted Father Washington, Father Jefferson and Father Franklin as angels (references to crossing the Delaware on wings and with "fiery sword") and led by "The Prophet" Zachary Hale Comstock. However it doesn't take you long to realize that this seeming Utopia hides many secrets as you zip across skylines and battle your way across a floating city.

The main character who in the past has been a silent follower of orders, now has a face as they've added some controlled dialogue to the story.

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visual: 5/5-Can't think of a single thing they've done wrong.
Gameplay: 4.7/5-if you like Bioshock game play you'll like the game play of this game. The high paced sky lines add fun to the story.
Story: I'll with hold review on this until I've finished the game.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:56 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
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We should get Jonesy to incorporate some banana humor into his sets. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:13 pm

Big thread eh
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:22 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
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diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:30 pm

When was that?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:49 pm

Dec 19 of last year. Posted on page 4100.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:54 pm

How curious
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:15 pm

Been awhile diddle.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:39 am

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:48 am

Gillipig wrote:
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none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?


As bananas ripen, or age, they become less apeeling. To split this double entendre, know that the female banana is 1) Ripe and 2) exposing more of herself.

It's like an old lady walking around in a bikini.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:46 am

Gillipig wrote:
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none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?


She's supposed to be old. Ripe=old. It's trampy because she's half-peeled=half dressed. Hands are out because she's showing herself off.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:03 am

Next, lets analyze Who's on First. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:02 pm

Who's a damn fine first baseman
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:45 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:40 pm

Morgan?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:40 pm

Or Martin?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:02 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:33 am

Mercury?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 am

Jones?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:25 am

Its gotta be Flintoff
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:16 am

Are you talking about baseball or kissing? If it's the second then I'd like to nominate myself, I've got big suckable lips, it's one of my few real talents.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:39 pm

Gillipig wrote:Are you talking about baseball or kissing? If it's the second then I'd like to nominate myself, I've got big suckable lips, it's one of my few real talents.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:12 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Are you talking about baseball or kissing? If it's the second then I'd like to nominate myself, I've got big suckable lips, it's one of my few real talents.

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