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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 26, 2016 12:27 am

But I don't wanna!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 26, 2016 6:43 am

Tell him about the pyramid.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 26, 2016 11:49 am

How long does it take a hungry orang-utan to eat a banana?

A bananosecend.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 26, 2016 6:40 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Update on the curlson's car:
(recap- it was stolen, used in a murder, recovered.)
There was a lot of damage to the car, as the curlson discovered when the police had finally finished with it.
The insurance company have declared it "totalled", and towed it away.
Now we are waiting to see what they're gonna pay.

Meanwhile, did I mention that someone stole the curlette's phone? They then hacked into her bank account to the tune of $300. The bank have agreed this was not her and "provisionally" credited the money back to her account.

Quite the run of bad luck.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri May 27, 2016 2:54 am

To be Honest. the "totalling" of the car is good news.The curlson wanted to sell it anyhow, he was weirded out by the idea of driving his baby around in a car that had been used like that...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 31, 2016 12:54 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue May 31, 2016 1:54 am

Off The Wall plays just sold the first copy of my second play. Hopefully whoever bought it will like it and that'll lead to a new production.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TeeGee on Tue May 31, 2016 2:59 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off The Wall plays just sold the first copy of my second play. Hopefully whoever bought it will like it and that'll lead to a new production.


Congrats =D> =D> =D>
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue May 31, 2016 11:53 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Off The Wall plays just sold the first copy of my second play. Hopefully whoever bought it will like it and that'll lead to a new production.

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue May 31, 2016 2:19 pm

Quirk wrote:Image


I think I'd rather lick a real Wookie than eat that gross concoction.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 31, 2016 5:10 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:44 pm

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:49 pm

Banana on a stick!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:57 pm

They are sprinkling it with cocaine! I thought I was the only one who used that banana schnitzel recipe!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:19 pm

Can someone sit in on a game for me? It's turned into a border-building exercise, and I'm off to the UK in a couple of days.
It's a fixed rate game, Indian Empire, 5 players left. I'm the strongest, but not strong enough to take anyone down any time soon.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:32 pm

Yeah, there's a reason I stopped playing. Get an army of 9, and lose all of them against a single army. Nearly every damn turn.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:08 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Can someone sit in on a game for me? It's turned into a border-building exercise, and I'm off to the UK in a couple of days.
It's a fixed rate game, Indian Empire, 5 players left. I'm the strongest, but not strong enough to take anyone down any time soon.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:06 pm

Quirk wrote:Image
#wookielivesmatter!!!
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh
iAmCaffeine: 4/28/2016. I love how the PL players are getting wet on your wall
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:19 am

**Munches on a banana**. Monday.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby UCAbears on Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:41 pm

Bananas
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:43 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:20 am

Lmao its a nanner van now we can kidnap andy!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:16 am

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:33 pm

"Hmm, this banana has excellent texture, but not quite ripe all the way through."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:48 am

Quirk lost 100 points


My largest point loss to date. Jeez
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