Conquer Club

I guess it's been a while since I've posted here. *sniffs* Still smells Huge.

AndyDufresne wrote:

Quirk wrote:BPotW

none finer than banana humor

We should get Jonesy to incorporate some banana humor into his sets. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**--Andy

What's he gonna say? The head monkey has a thing for bananas?

Oh other than that, got Bioshock Infinite. Haven't finished it yet. I think I'm a couple hours in. I achieved the first major objective but I haven't gotten much farther than that. Anyways, so far the game has been pretty epic. Visually, It's stunning but that's nothing new for Bioshock. Gameplay wise it's very similar to the first game (I honestly don't remember much about the game play of the second game). Left trigger for special abilities (called vigors in this game) and right trigger for your gun. BIggest differences are rather than having the wrench as a chooseable weapon you have a melee weapon that can be used at any time by pressing y and rather than having a long list of weapons to choose from, you can only have two guns equipped at a time. Story. The story is good so far like all Bioshock games. you, Booker Dewitt, are dropped (or rocketed really) into the city of Columbia, a floating city above the clouds off the coast of Maine to retrieve a girl, Elizabeth, to pay off your gambling debt. At first glance, Columbia seems to be a form of Utopia, even some of the first lines you hear are "Heaven friend, or closest we’ll see until judgment day." After being initiated, you wake up outside to find that everyone seems happy as in a city that has toted Father Washington, Father Jefferson and Father Franklin as angels (references to crossing the Delaware on wings and with "fiery sword") and led by "The Prophet" Zachary Hale Comstock. However it doesn't take you long to realize that this seeming Utopia hides many secrets as you zip across skylines and battle your way across a floating city.

The main character who in the past has been a silent follower of orders, now has a face as they've added some controlled dialogue to the story.

Review:

visual: 5/5-Can't think of a single thing they've done wrong.
Gameplay: 4.7/5-if you like Bioshock game play you'll like the game play of this game. The high paced sky lines add fun to the story.
Story: I'll with hold review on this until I've finished the game.

AndyDufresne wrote:

Quirk wrote:BPotW



none finer than banana humor

We should get Jonesy to incorporate some banana humor into his sets. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Would I get a big hand?

Big thread eh

When was that?

Dec 19 of last year. Posted on page 4100.

How curious

Been awhile diddle.

Quirk wrote:BPotW



none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?

Gillipig wrote:

Quirk wrote:BPotW



none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?

As bananas ripen, or age, they become less apeeling. To split this double entendre, know that the female banana is 1) Ripe and 2) exposing more of herself.

It's like an old lady walking around in a bikini.

BMO

Gillipig wrote:

Quirk wrote:BPotW



none finer than banana humor

I'm kinda slow so I didn't understand the joke. Is it a native english speaking joke only or what? Does "ripe" mean old? And the peeled banana signifies that she's not wearing much clothing? And does her stretched out hands mean something special or is it just the artist who made a blunder?

She's supposed to be old. Ripe=old. It's trampy because she's half-peeled=half dressed. Hands are out because she's showing herself off.

Next, lets analyze Who's on First. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Who's a damn fine first baseman

Freeman

Morgan?

Or Martin?

Freddie

Mercury?

Jones?

Its gotta be Flintoff

Are you talking about baseball or kissing? If it's the second then I'd like to nominate myself, I've got big suckable lips, it's one of my few real talents.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Are you talking about baseball or kissing? If it's the second then I'd like to nominate myself, I've got big suckable lips, it's one of my few real talents.

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No glasses, more hair, not fat at all and no creepy eyes, but you got the skin tone right haha.