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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:19 am

Skoffin wrote: Tail, where have you been Sir?


I'm always around.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skoffin on Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:17 am

Haven't seen you in mafia for a while
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:17 am

jimboston wrote:Why is this thread obsessed with bananas?


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You'd have to ask Andy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jun 30, 2019 7:12 pm

Skoffin wrote: Haven't seen you in mafia for a while


Yeah i know. I last played maybe a year ago? Couldn't get into it properly.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:12 pm

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:04 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:17 am

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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Are you in Japan or something?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:44 am

Today I learnt that you can use Hotwire for car rentals. If someone told me they'd "rented a car from hotwire", I'd assume it was a euphemism.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:48 am

I may not have been using the word euphemism properly.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:13 pm

Any one who does not sign up is a traitor to the human race.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:37 pm

Can't go kids are back in school then. Report back if you don't get killed.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby HitRed on Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:41 pm

I could finally meet the in laws
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:00 pm

HitRed wrote:I could finally meet the in laws

;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:16 pm

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:13 pm

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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Stop....Andy is not returning. Now you're posting bananas that resemble black diks?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:45 pm

*peaks in. Interesting very interesting...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:42 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skoffin on Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:34 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
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Yeah i know. I last played maybe a year ago? Couldn't get into it properly.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:37 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:37 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:51 pm

Up in the valley of the Jolly Green Giant...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:32 am

If,the government was smart which they arent. Theyd find ways to arrest a lot of these people who look to be taking yhe storm Area 51 joke seriously. When the remaining 50 arrive and see what theyre up against than all but the 3 most serious nutjobs will back off and the military will just choke them with tear gas and crush their chests with bean bags and rubber bullets.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:42 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:38 pm

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