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Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:18 am**

So I've been talking to this girl..things were going well/...like really well.

We saw each other on Saturday night and had a great time. Sunday I tell her she's beautiful and I don't hear back from her until today........she fucked some other guy

She had sex with some dude that she know for the three days since I spoke to her and he rejected her and now she wants to have sex with me to make it up to me. Really? I mean are you f-ing kidding me?!

I should have known I couldn't trust her. Like they say, you can't make a ho a house wife....We haven't had sex but my hand was on her vagina the first two days I knew her.........................................

Anyhow, I have one hell of a decision to make.. I was starting to really like this girl, but how can I trust her now? Should I have sex with her and never speak to her again or would that mean that I have no respect for myself? *note, her feelings are not a consideration, this is about me* Should I forgive her and try to have a relationship with her?

HAHAHAHAHA, I kid. I can't do that, but I'm curious if anyone out there is enough of a sucker that they would try that in my position.

I guess this is a high quality problem to have, women offering themselves to me in exchange for my forgiveness..but it still sucks.

Damn it. I hate that I'm good enough with women to know how to get them to admit their unfaithfulness. You beta males are lucky, just go to the grocery store and buy her shit..you're happier not knowing that shes screwing some other guy while you're buying her shit.

and the worst part is, now that I know she's a slut, if I do this I will have to use a condom..

I hate condoms.............................

f*ck!

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:33 am**

You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:33 am**

Oh. And f*ck her.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:36 am**

angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?

Well yea, I knew....but I was hoping she would be my slut.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:37 am**

And it was more like within two hours of meeting her....

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:37 am**

um, troll?

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:37 am**

GabonX wrote:
angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?

Well yea, I knew....but I was hoping she would be my slut.

Fair enough. Put it in her butt.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:38 am**

Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?

Umm no.

My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.

angola wrote:
GabonX wrote:
angola wrote:You didn't know she was a slut when you had your hand on her vag within two days of meeting her?

Well yea, I knew....but I was hoping she would be my slut.

Fair enough. Put it in her butt.

I'm not in to that. I think anal sex is gross....

But thanks!

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:39 am**

And skip the lube.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:44 am**

TheProwler wrote:And skip the lube.

Holy shit, you're back!

I value your input on this above all else Prowler!! You're enough of an asshole that I can respect your input on an issue as great as this!

Your arch nemesis ChaosFactor and that one other guy who's name I can't remember who I think is in highschool and has a picture of himself making an ugly face may have good input too.

but seriously, I'm all ears. I want perspective..female, male, loser, pimp....

help a brotha out.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:52 am**

Make her get checked for any diseases. If she doesn't have anything too bad then f*ck her.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:14 am**

Strife wrote:Make her get checked for any diseases. If she doesn't have anything too bad then f*ck her.

By the time the tests come back, though, she will probably have fucked like 25 people.

You need to take care of this. And quickly.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:10 am**

Say you will f*ck her, but then just fist her to oblivion. That's the way.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:31 am**

Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:52 am**

Balsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored

He might as well get some ass first, though.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:12 am**

Avoid her like crazy. It sounds easy just to get the 1 free screw and then back out, but it won't be so easy. After you have had it once and know you can get it then until you get another gf you will keep going back for more and more and it will turn into a longer thing than you intended.

Besides, that guy who rejected her might also come back for more, and you already know she would go for it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:31 am**

A relationship with this girl would only bring heartache. It seems to me that she doesn't really care about you all that much. She has put you on the "reserve list" or better yet, you're the fall back option. Personally, I wouldn't accept that in a million years, but that's just me. As for doing the deed, I won't recommend it but it would most likely make you fell better in more than one way. Thump her and dump her, or just wash your hands clean from this disaster waiting to happen. 8-)

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:32 am**

GabonX wrote:
Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?

Umm no.

My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.

Put it in her then!

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:55 am**

Be sure to let us know which "social" diseases you get.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:13 am**

I think you should marry her because you make a lovely couple.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:51 am**

GabonX wrote:
Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?

Umm no.

My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.

OK I'll bite. You spend too much time in your desk chair, and pretend to get up set with this made up scenario in which the girl you are persueing almost treats you the way you would like to treat her. It all adds up to a troll.

Because anyone actually in this situation and not dreaming about it would be moving on, you really have nothing invested.

Forums such as this are not a replacement for an actual relationship counseler, call Dr.Laura.

And is that the best thread title you could come up with?

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:07 am**

angola wrote:
Strife wrote:Make her get checked for any diseases. If she doesn't have anything too bad then f*ck her.

By the time the tests come back, though, she will probably have fucked like 25 people.

You need to take care of this. And quickly.

angola wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored

He might as well get some ass first, though.

I appreciate your frankness angola. Your advice is invaluable..

..Just out of curiosity are you a male or a female? Because if you're a female it just makes you that much cooler!

Skittles! wrote:Say you will f*ck her, but then just fist her to oblivion. That's the way.

I like it! She's a tiny girl, so that may actually be a pretty fitting course of action. I'm probably not gonna do that, but it gave me a chuckle.

Balsiefen wrote:Dump her arse. If she can't last 3 days she won't last any longer, it'll just carry on until one of you gets bored

I know

4myGod wrote:Avoid her like crazy. It sounds easy just to get the 1 free screw and then back out, but it won't be so easy. After you have had it once and know you can get it then until you get another gf you will keep going back for more and more and it will turn into a longer thing than you intended.

Besides, that guy who rejected her might also come back for more, and you already know she would go for it.

Everything you said is true, but having go to girls isn't the worst thing in the world. Just about every pretty girl you see on the streets has a go to guy whether she's single or not.

Gregrios wrote:A relationship with this girl would only bring heartache. It seems to me that she doesn't really care about you all that much. She has put you on the "reserve list" or better yet, you're the fall back option. Personally, I wouldn't accept that in a million years, but that's just me. As for doing the deed, I won't recommend it but it would most likely make you fell better in more than one way. Thump her and dump her, or just wash your hands clean from this disaster waiting to happen.

And it is a disaster waiting to happen, in more ways than I've mentioned here...

DevilDuck wrote:
GabonX wrote:
Simon Viavant wrote:um, troll?

Umm no.

My head is all kinds of messed up over this. I want input.

OK I'll bite. You spend too much time in your desk chair, and pretend to get up set with this made up scenario in which the girl you are persueing almost treats you the way you would like to treat her. It all adds up to a troll.

Because anyone actually in this situation and not dreaming about it would be moving on, you really have nothing invested.

Forums such as this are not a replacement for an actual relationship counseler, call Dr.Laura.

And is that the best thread title you could come up with?

Gee thanks, you're tons of help and you've got me all figured out :roll:

Oh yeah, and f*ck counseling. Waste of money, Conquer Club is free!

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:09 am**

oVo wrote:I think you should marry her because you make a lovely couple.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:12 am**

InkL0sed wrote:
oVo wrote:I think you should marry her because you make a lovely couple.

Sorry, I'm against marriage.

In retrospect it was kind of silly for me to post this here, but I was kind of freaking out last night after I got off of the phone with her.

Sometimes you just gotta vent.

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:12 am**

Do it, and then when you're done, ask her for 50 bucks for chinese food. Take the money to your house, then go back to her place in about an hour and tell her that you got mugged by two guys from Green Peace. Do it with her again to console her and then dump her on the pretense that she smells funny.

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