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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby john9blue on Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:44 pm

pimpdave wrote:Hey guys, remember this post from this thread?



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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:37 pm

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby notyou2 on Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:13 pm

john9blue wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Hey guys, remember this post from this thread?



attention whoring by digging up your old posts. can't say i've ever seen anyone that desperate to be liked.


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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:00 am

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:48 pm

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby pimpdave on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:39 pm

Aradhus wrote:Cool story bro, so what happens next?


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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby john9blue on Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:29 pm

pimpdave wrote:
Aradhus wrote:Cool story bro, so what happens next?


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OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:10 am

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:14 am

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:29 pm

How cute :)
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:21 am

Twins?
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:24 am

Gillipig wrote:Twins?
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You're on an island--starving to death. The baby has been crying so much that you hardly have sleep for a week, while the puppy keeps your warm and loves you. The baby belonged to some lady who was on the plane and right before she drowned with the plane's wreckage, she asked for you to save her baby.

Which do you eat first?
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:26 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Twins?
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You're on an island--starving to death. The baby has been crying so much that you hardly have sleep for a week, while the puppy keeps your warm and loves you.

Which do you eat first?


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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:26 am

Wait, no, I get sucked into that against my will.
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby TeeGee on Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:36 am

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby TeeGee on Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:44 am

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:33 pm

Reminds me of a cat we used to have.
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Lootifer on Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:02 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Twins?
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You're on an island--starving to death. The baby has been crying so much that you hardly have sleep for a week, while the puppy keeps your warm and loves you. The baby is some lady who was on the plane and right before she drowned with the plane's wreckage, she asked for you to save her baby.

Which do you eat first?

Babies taste waaaay better than dogs, just fyi.
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:30 pm

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:55 pm

Gillipig wrote:Twins?
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When you splice their genes:



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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:03 pm

MFW ^^^

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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Aradhus on Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:58 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Twins?
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You're on an island--starving to death. The baby has been crying so much that you hardly have sleep for a week, while the puppy keeps your warm and loves you. The baby is some lady who was on the plane and right before she drowned with the plane's wreckage, she asked for you to save her baby.

Which do you eat first?


I would've gagged the kid after a couple of hours so the crying baby wouldn't apply in my scenario. Regardless, the dog could be useful in some way, whereas the kid would just be a strain on resources, and with survival on the line.. I wouldn't even think about it. I'd turn cannibal before I was even seriously hungry.
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby Gillipig on Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:23 am

Hello idiots, here's another pic for you:
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Re: Cute Baby Animal Appreciation Thread

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 am

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That's a fair point, Aradhus. I'm assuming that 90% of the people would eat the baby before eating the dog in my given scenario. I also expect many, like Gillipig, to be severely morally disturbed by such a scenario, so they wouldn't want to admit to themselves that they would actually eat the baby first.
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