Conquer Club

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ive had morning wood since I got here...Thats actually very unusual for me.
Do i find myself hot?
IS...My weiner actually trying to screw my bellybutton?

I think i need Myth Busters.

Its a mystery.

....


Uhm...

Yeah.

Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

wat

I came.

Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

I thank you.

The regimen is working well, then?

Also, that has copypasta potential.

Just stand firm.

jonesthecurl wrote:Just stand firm.

And stay unbending!

Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.

Wait. Juan...How do I build trust with my penis? What do I need to do?

...I'm scared...*whimpers*

I find you hot DDS.

Holy manboobs! What's shakin' saint Nick?

Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Nickbaldwin wrote:I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

Nickbaldwin wrote:Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

*face-rapes DDS*

2dimes wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

Same old, then. Now here's a question... Is there anyone left?

I'm here!

You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

Not only does it increase the size of that certain part of the male body, but performance too!

Nickbaldwin wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:I find you hot DDS.

*Humps nick*

*face-rapes DDS*

2dimes wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:Shit all. Got bored. Returned.

Anything interesting happened?

Um...

No.

A bunch of people banned.

Same old, then. Now here's a question... Is there anyone left?

From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

Army of GOD wrote:Not only does it increase the size of that certain part of the male body, but performance too!

In this case, yes.

john9blue wrote:You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.

Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.

muy_thaiguy wrote:From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

john9blue wrote:You're like... a year old Juan LOL.

Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.

Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.

muy_thaiguy wrote:From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.

I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.

Timminz and Snorri are about all that come to mind. If Prowler is still around, then he has been lurking for quite awhile.