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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:10 am**

Discuss

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:06 am**

I thought all women were from Venus???

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:27 am**

Freetymes wrote:I thought all women were from Venus???

I work with some that are as big as Saturn. I would say Jupiter, but Jupiter doesn't have big rings. :-^

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:08 am**

ooh, that is soooo mean FP... :lol:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:09 am**

thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:14 am**

reverend_kyle wrote:thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?

And that is some unit, takes a real man to bring her off.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:31 am**

reverend_kyle wrote:thats so typical of you fp caring more about weight than personality. Is that why you think you're too good for hendy's mom?

When the subject of their personality comes up, I will WEIGH in with more ponderings and meanderings ... for some reason they seem to think that being fat and obese (yes, I'm being redundant) is sexy. My eyes have seen things that I wouldn't wish on even UCAbears. :shock:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:37 am**

Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:40 am**

Pedronicus wrote:Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds

Yeah, but the point is, shouldn't Miss Universe be, umm, more Universal?! I'm talking width ... girth ... circumference even.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:47 am**

By todays standards Marilyn Monroe would have been considered a cow and Jane Mansfield would be persued to do a Weight Watchers commercial!

So whats wrong with a litle meat on those bones?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:55 am**

Well there's shapely, and then there's Brick Shithouse.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:56 am**

Pedronicus wrote:well theres shapely and then theres brick shithouse

And then there is Hendy's Mom! Well maybe after several more "And's"

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:14 pm**

Pedronicus wrote:well theres shapely and then theres brick shithouse

omfg thats funny as f*ck :lol:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:19 pm**

Fireside Poet wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:Fat birds dont win Miss Universe. They tend to win prizes in McDonalds

Yeah, but the point is, shouldn't Miss Universe be, umm, more Universal?! I'm talking width ... girth ... circumference even.

Are you meaning having a gravitational pull?

I wondered why all the fat chicks have skinny boyfriends

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:21 pm**

girls go to jupiter 2 get more stupider

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:16 pm**

real mature there Sammy. how old are you about 8?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:20 pm**

this isnt exactly a mature thread...lol

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:23 pm**

true. but i think we can do better then reverting to bad childhood rhymes

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:24 pm**

boys go 2 mars 2 get more candy bars

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:28 pm**

Men go to Venus to get a larger . . . er, never mind. :oops:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:31 pm**

lol...venus won't give them that :wink:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:34 pm**

earth is champion.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:43 pm**

s.xkitten wrote:lol...venus won't give them that

You'd be surprised. I went to Venus once and man am I huge

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:04 pm**

let me guess....thats what i said last night? :roll:

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:41 pm**

Freetymes wrote:I thought all women were from Venus???

Women are from Venus.

Supermen are from Krypton.

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