CCSL - Season 23

by **Clanlord Carl** on Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:53 am

I've arrived ! I'm good enough to get it done. I'm good enough to win this League. just a case of when. Your all on notice ! Just when.... WHEN.... The maps don't frighten me. Frighten meeeeeee...... Oh God let me out...... LET ME OUT. IM FLIPPER....the flipster.....mr flip.....oh flipping heck....

<this is a tragic case of premier want-to-be syndrome, but dont worry he will receive good care and rehabilitation back in the championship> :lol:

by **Tviorr** on Fri Jan 10, 2025 5:02 pm

I apologize for taking a break from the Premier League. Seems like The Mouth is a bit out of Control when Im not around to Pump Him Silly like I did last season to consolidate my winning super league record against him

However, https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkP ... giphy.webp

and if you havent kicked out The Mouth, I will of course pummel him again.

Tiddler out.

by **Clanlord Carl** on Sat Jan 11, 2025 3:15 am

Tviorr wrote:I apologize for taking a break from the Premier League. Seems like The Mouth is a bit out of Control when Im not around to Pump Him Silly like I did last season to consolidate my winning super league record against him

However, https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkP ... giphy.webp

and if you havent kicked out The Mouth, I will of course pummel him again.

Tiddler out.

Kicked-out...???? Oh Clanlord relegated hahahaha i get it now took me a while...the most ridiculous things make the best jokes....You should write for the onion. Relegated hahaha classic.

by **Tviorr** on Sat Jan 11, 2025 11:38 pm

You still got pumped silly

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by **Clanlord Carl** on Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:54 am

Tviorr wrote:You still got pumped silly p

I tried to check how your doing this season but i couldnt find you in the first two divisions...how you doing anyway ?...miss you.

by **Heads or tails** on Tue Jan 14, 2025 4:14 am

Clanlord Carl wrote:I've arrived ! I'm good enough to get it done. I'm good enough to win this League. just a case of when. Your all on notice ! Just when.... WHEN.... The maps don't frighten me. Frighten meeeeeee...... Oh God let me out...... LET ME OUT. IM FLIPPER....the flipster.....mr flip.....oh flipping heck....

<this is a tragic case of premier want-to-be syndrome, but dont worry he will receive good care and rehabilitation back in the championship>

I won't be getting relegated mate. I'm guessing me beating your streak has hurt you. Therapy is a good option for you.

by **Heads or tails** on Tue Jan 14, 2025 4:20 am

Clanlord Carl wrote:
Tviorr wrote:You still got pumped silly p

I tried to check how your doing this season but i couldnt find you in the first two divisions...how you doing anyway ?...miss you.

Yeah I've played Clanlord Carl in 11 games and have won 8. The guy is all talk and when I play him I'll pump him again.
I'm actually 5-0 h2h in individual games. You have never beat me h2h. Because I am better than you. You're all talk.
You're not going to have team mates to carry you in this war. Gl.
What we have here is a lot of big talk from someone who can't even beat me 1v1.

by **Clanlord Carl** on Tue Jan 14, 2025 6:58 am

You have never beat me h2h. Because I am better than you. You're all talk.

Liverpool’s biggest loss of all time is 9-1. They suffered the defeat in a Division Two game against Birmingham City on 11 December 1954.

So Birmingham are better than Liverpool - right ?

And if you turn your screen upside down, heads and tails (hurray) is TOP of the league and nasty mr Clanlord (boo hiss) is BOTTOM of the league.

by **Clanlord Carl** on Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:27 am

I won't be getting relegated mate. I'm guessing me beating your streak has hurt you. Therapy is a good option for you.

Thats the spirit....your only three points from safety. Best of luck. Ill stop the banter in case it upsets you as i dont think you appreciate the spirit of a traditional ribbing even though I assumed you were game after your notice comment.

by **Tviorr** on Wed Jan 15, 2025 6:29 pm

Clanlord Carl wrote:
Tviorr wrote:You still got pumped silly p

I tried to check how your doing this season but i couldnt find you in the first two divisions...how you doing anyway ?...miss you.

Our new uniforms are camo colours :roll:

by **Clanlord Carl** on Mon Jan 27, 2025 10:59 am

Please move back to active. Were back in business.

And as i promised no more jokes about heads and tails. Especially the one about what does a square, the brown ball in snooker, a compass, failure to provide a breath specimen in the UK and <censored> all have in common ?

show

by **Serreski** on Mon Feb 03, 2025 5:33 pm

I need a new invite for 23704313 please - declined by misclick

by **Heads or tails** on Thu Feb 06, 2025 5:56 am

Clanlord Carl wrote:Please move back to active. Were back in business.

And as i promised no more jokes about heads and tails. Especially the one about what does a square, the brown ball in snooker, a compass, failure to provide a breath specimen in the UK and <censored> all have in common ?

show

Congratulations on finally registering a win against me. 2-2 was a good challenge. As for the relegation I've got that sorted. After draws against you and Craig I have a 4-0 a 3-1 a 1-3 loss soon to be followed by two 3-1 wins. You can't get rid of me that easily. To win this tournament you need a strong start. I didn't get that but hey I'll be sitting 2 points behind Craig after 14 and with my turn of luck my money is on I'll take him. You wouldn't believe the luck I had early on. I dropped to a Major! That itself embarrassed me. Not saying there is anything wrong with being a Major but I'm a Colonel through and through over a long period of time

by **Clanlord Carl** on Thu Feb 06, 2025 9:49 am

Heads or tails wrote:
Clanlord Carl wrote:Please move back to active. Were back in business.

And as i promised no more jokes about heads and tails. Especially the one about what does a square, the brown ball in snooker, a compass, failure to provide a breath specimen in the UK and <censored> all have in common ?

show

Congratulations on finally registering a win against me. 2-2 was a good challenge. As for the relegation I've got that sorted. After draws against you and Craig I have a 4-0 a 3-1 a 1-3 loss soon to be followed by two 3-1 wins. You can't get rid of me that easily. To win this tournament you need a strong start. I didn't get that but hey I'll be sitting 2 points behind Craig after 14 and with my turn of luck my money is on I'll take him. You wouldn't believe the luck I had early on. I dropped to a Major! That itself embarrassed me. Not saying there is anything wrong with being a Major but I'm a Colonel through and through over a long period of time

Nothing wrong with a mid-table finish in your first premier season....but have you got what it takes to ever challenge at the top....remains to be seen. The ranking system isnt really an exact guide to skill some pump their ranking with loaded team matches. Ive been a general in the past pumping with tons of waterloos v newbs.

by **Craig25** on Thu Feb 06, 2025 9:51 am

Carl does have a point. 20 of the best 2 Player RISK Players on CC. Premier is truly a different League!

Clanlord Carl wrote:
Heads or tails wrote:
Clanlord Carl wrote:Please move back to active. Were back in business.

And as i promised no more jokes about heads and tails. Especially the one about what does a square, the brown ball in snooker, a compass, failure to provide a breath specimen in the UK and <censored> all have in common ?

show

Congratulations on finally registering a win against me. 2-2 was a good challenge. As for the relegation I've got that sorted. After draws against you and Craig I have a 4-0 a 3-1 a 1-3 loss soon to be followed by two 3-1 wins. You can't get rid of me that easily. To win this tournament you need a strong start. I didn't get that but hey I'll be sitting 2 points behind Craig after 14 and with my turn of luck my money is on I'll take him. You wouldn't believe the luck I had early on. I dropped to a Major! That itself embarrassed me. Not saying there is anything wrong with being a Major but I'm a Colonel through and through over a long period of time

Nothing wrong with a mid-table finish in your first premier season....but have you got what it takes to ever challenge at the top....remains to be seen.