You are a mercenary ! One of the best mercenaries ! Perhaps the best mercenary ! But a reliable mercenary ? If so, then the world needs you !
There is evidence that hell will break loose on Earth. Proof of a conspiracy. A conspiracy to eliminate the great leaders of rich countries. Anarchy will break out. But who is behind this conspiracy and why?
Our best reliable mercenary in Europe; overlander took control of that part of the world. So Europe is at this moment Save & Secure. But new and/or untrusted unreliable mercenaries have been spotted in Africa, Oceania and Asia. The reason for their presence is obvious: The same as they tried to do in Europe. Who hired them? Who want anarchy on Earth? The only way to stop them is to infiltrate in the web of evil. Which mercenary can be trusted? Who's the best trusted mercenary? Have no clue, so all the best mercenaries of the world will be recruited for:
I'm the best Mercenary, because: My brawn is unparallelled, my psyche is unmatched, and my sheer brilliance is beyond discussion. I eat other mercenaries for breakfast, chew their bones for lunch, and eat their babies for dinner. I am lethal with any weapon, deadly with only my fists, and most dangerous when you think you have me defeated. I am a ninja at night, a samurai by day, and deadly alway. I cannot be beat. Select the region to infiltrate: Australia
I'm the best Mercenary, because: come on, you've infiltrated World Cup 2010 with me, I don't think I need to tell more Select the region to infiltrate: Far East
"Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the Gods" (Church of Gaming) "amazzony is a beast" (Woodruff)
No doubt that I am the best. But, since my file is classified, I cannot reveal my recent or current assignments. Just scrolling through the post shows that too many people reading this have very low security clearance.
amazzony wrote:I'm the best Mercenary, because: come on, you've infiltrated World Cup 2010 with me, I don't think I need to tell more Select the region to infiltrate: Far East
Tonight tonight the stripās just right, I wanna blow `em off in my first heat Summerās here and the time is right, Weāre goinā racinā in the street.....
I'm the best Mercenary, because: I'm the kick ass Mercenary! Area to Infiltrate: Africa
Note: I would release more information about me except for the fact that it is Highly Classified Information only seen by SOCOM. Don't mess with a Navy SEAL. (SEAL=SEa Air Land, A SpecOps force in the US Military). The only tidbit I am authorized to release is that I was top of my BUD/5 class
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Highest Rank: Lieutenant | Highest Score: 1641
Mr. Squirrel wrote:
pmchugh wrote:BUMP- one more fool needed
One fool reporting for duty!
Been around for too long...said things that shouldn't have been said...but all that has changed
Though you will never see him, or speak to him directly my client is willing to work for those willing to pay. He does not officially claim any hits in order to fuel the rumors that he most likely dead and as such not a threat. However if one were interested they would not find it difficult to spot the contracts of consequence carried out by my client. For the sake of this opportunity I will give you an example of his exemplary work in the field. His latest and most successful contract to date was the "Deadly Viper Assasination Squad" job, which was hotly contested and only through diligence, patience and cunning was he able to pull it off. If you are interested in hiring my client you can contact me directly. All contract information and payouts for contract completions will also go through me. I look forward to hearing from you gentlemen.
Also my client has expressed interest in working in the Africa region for this contract.
(A little much perhaps? Perhaps that is what makes me the best mercenary )
Baby, When You Look This Good, You Don't Have To KNOW Anything.
"You? Whats To Know? Your A Punk, A Rank Amature...Still If It's A Whoopin Your A Wantin!
I'm the best Mercenary because I'm well read and literate in all the latest espionage fiction, so I shall attempt to infiltrate the Far East!
Good Omens: Round II of the Pratchett Invitational has begun http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=90&t=101870 which is a good omen that I'll start another tourney... Coming soon: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, the nuclear tourney...