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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:08 pm

by the way i did not tell you guys what happned this weekend well lets start off on friday!!!

Friday: drove back to minny-soda and (had a soda) ((no we did not have a soda intresting little fact even though the sate is pronnced min-a-soda we call it pop up here :? )) with the GF!!! we get home pick up the pay cheek form the target. go to the back loan my gf some money! then back to my house for the rest of the night! my grandma (crazy grandma my dad hates my mom wishes she had a MOM not a 2 year old who only cares about herself.) comes to stay the weekend. We watch monsters vs. Aliens. (which is a funny movie great for the parnets and kids lots of jokes just for the adults but kids will have a fun time too!!!!

saterday: woke up went shoping all day nothing too special later on that night my gf gets mad at me almost broke up. i fix that by talking with her she hugs me we get Dary queen! yum yum i avoid desaster!!!! :o eat dq cookie dough blizzard and then me my gf and my dad play domenos and i have 2 shots of mamma whanna (that how its pronced not spelt) a drink my parntets brought back form there trip to the domican republic.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY tickets are still just 5 dollars! sorry sunday: we get up go to church Halfe way though mass my gf turns to me and says i dont feel good can i sit down i say yes then she pokes me and say i dont feel good i try to get her out of the church cause she is hot and burnning up SHE FAINTS!!!!! and there was a cop right there who calls for an amblance to come cheek her out i take her to the hosbital and a little bit latter all test come back and she is ok!!! what a start to eaaster ohh boy!!!! :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:16 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:Happy egg laying bunnies overshadowing the resurrection of Christ day everyone.

not for me!


So you don't even recognize the resurrection...Bunny boy.

no i meant i am cathlic so i do it is the holyest day in the cathlic calander it is the essential mystry that us cathics have


Translate that into english and come back and say it again...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:16 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:I just wanted let you all know we're very disappointed in you and good luck.

:-s


If you didn't get this I pity your knowledge of movies.

what movie is it from


it's a spoof of Airplane
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:33 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
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AndyDufresne wrote:Maybe he only celebrates holidays affiliated with bananas. **Munches on a banana bunch**


--Andy

i was thinking if i wanted to get you and apey in the same room together all i would need to do is make a Banana choclat cookie :-k

I would not be in that room.

i know we would need a hot nude women cookie eating a banana to get you in there too!


*starts taking off clothes*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:51 pm

strike wolf wrote:*takes a combined bow*

*returns combined bow*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:53 pm

My favorite things about targetman---caps lock and exclamations. **Eats a BANANA!?!!**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:57 pm

If that is your favorite thing about him... he has no redeeming qualities then...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:46 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:My favorite things about targetman---caps lock and exclamations. **Eats a BANANA!?!!**


--Andy


My favorite things are when he misspells a word so badly that it completely changes the meaning and when he pisses people off in other threads and they cuss him out.

fun stuff :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:40 pm

Not much activity in here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:45 pm

autoload wrote:Not much activity in here.


*continues to take clothes off*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:11 pm

all we hear is radio gaga...radio gaga.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby JoshyBoy on Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:17 pm

I hate Night Strike. :(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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*continues to take clothes off*

Still not much activity in here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:45 pm

Bam!

Monkey Banana Holder

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:41 pm

Quirk wrote:Bam!

Monkey Banana Holder

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You spoiled the Andy's Xmas surprise!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:56 pm

Saw Alice in Wonderland...not in 3D. I enjoyed it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:56 am

Quirk wrote:Bam!

Monkey Banana Holder

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Don't show andy. HE might have a heart attack...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:00 am

JoshyBoy wrote:I hate Night Strike. :(

Redundant.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:05 am

strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:Bam!

Monkey Banana Holder

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Don't show andy. HE might have a heart attack...


Don't worry, I'm aware of this. After a couple of years of searching for bananas on the interwebs, you come across and catalog such images. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:06 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:Bam!

Monkey Banana Holder

Image


Don't show andy. HE might have a heart attack...


Don't worry, I'm aware of this. After a couple of years of searching for bananas on the interwebs, you come across and catalog such images. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy


that poor monkey though..dangling the bananas just out of his reach.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:25 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Happy egg laying bunnies overshadowing the resurrection of Christ day everyone.

not for me!


So you don't even recognize the resurrection...Bunny boy.

no i meant i am cathlic so i do it is the holyest day in the cathlic calander it is the essential mystry that us cathics have


Translate that into english and come back and say it again...


what i wanted to say is that i hate bunnies. Easter is about The rising of jeuses it is the most improtant day in the cathlic calander
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:26 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I just wanted let you all know we're very disappointed in you and good luck.

:-s


If you didn't get this I pity your knowledge of movies.

what movie is it from


it's a spoof of Airplane

i have the movie airplane How did they do a spoof on airplane airplane is just one giant spoof.?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:27 am

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Maybe he only celebrates holidays affiliated with bananas. **Munches on a banana bunch**


--Andy

i was thinking if i wanted to get you and apey in the same room together all i would need to do is make a Banana choclat cookie :-k

I would not be in that room.

i know we would need a hot nude women cookie eating a banana to get you in there too!


*starts taking off clothes*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:28 am

AndyDufresne wrote:My favorite things about targetman---caps lock and exclamations. **Eats a BANANA!?!!**


--Andy

Andy for your info i use THE SHIFT KEY NOT CAP LOCKS TO TYPE IN CAPS!!!!! THATS ALL. :!: :!: :!:
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