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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:57 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby isaiah40 on Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:12 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:55 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ljex on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:11 pm

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why would you torture everyone by having them look at this, its not even funny
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:12 pm

It's sad. By comparison, the girl on the left looked fractionally attractive..
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:23 pm

In Canada there are age limits on bathing suits.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby saraith on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:57 pm

notyou2 wrote:In Canada there are age limits on bathing suits.

Invented at McGill University in 1987.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby ljex on Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:57 am

Army of GOD wrote:It's sad. By comparison, the girl on the left looked fractionally attractive..


the girl, can we call her that? made me want to vomit...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:18 am

Does the old woman have implants???? That is terrible...

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:44 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?














Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Georgerx7di on Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:00 am

Falkomagno wrote:Image

This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby grifftron on Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:17 am

Georgerx7di wrote:
Falkomagno wrote:Image

This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:


have a soul man! have a soul...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby tdans on Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:21 am

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this one made me rofl :D
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:24 am

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Georgerx7di wrote:
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This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah I hate to be a downer but it really is in poor taste.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:31 am

You are a so sensitive crowd, I'm touched hahaha :lol: :lol:

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:32 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)


And that's how it all begins.

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby mgconstruction on Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:56 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:00 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)


And that's how it all begins.

-TG


No, you can't make babies with a jerk...duh...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby mgconstruction on Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)



And that's how it all begins.

-TG


No, you can't make babies with a jerk...duh...


Uh yea ya can....just depends how perverted you...er never mind :lol:
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Leitz on Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:33 am

Best topic on the whole forum!

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby clapper011 on Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:44 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby naxus on Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:09 am

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Haggis_McMutton wrote:2. Anyone else find it kind of funny that naxus is NK'd right after insisting that we're all paranoid?
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:21 am

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and this one needs a punchline

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"I got laid and you didn't!"
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby safariguy5 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:58 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Falkomagno on Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:30 pm

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