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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby patrickaa317 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:45 am

rjhankey wrote:Here's a suggestion -- next April Fool's Day, keep the "Swedish" and move all the buttons around too? :D



I think next April Fool's day, they should make everyone appear as a Freemium and have the same restrictions as one (no speed games, invites, or ability to join if game count is over 4).. That would be funny.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:49 am

hahaha THIS WAS GREAT!!!!! I loved it and all the people you threw tantrums made it all the better!!!!!!!!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby General Roy on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:53 am

rjhankey wrote:Here's a suggestion -- next April Fool's Day, keep the "Swedish" and move all the buttons around too? :D

And while you are at it: Kick out all players with Major's rank or above out for a day, so they can't play? Would be hillarious, don't you think?
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby pilot16 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:12 am

what a good joke 1 april is international wauw i love this :lol:
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Lucky6 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:42 am

lol nice! every page is f'd up now haha
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:44 am

RossTTU wrote:Even the instructions on all the game options are in this crap... Never been on a website that frustrates new users so easily....



You have to understand that this is as much Lack's hobby as it is a place of buisness. Take it for what it is. you can message me, or most other players, if you need help.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby basic_man2010_20 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:59 am

i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby lebatt on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:06 pm

lol,
why is everyone making a big stink over this? So ur a paying customer, whatever just give it up.
Ya it's one day. ONE day out of your year, so do you want ur nickel back? are you that poor? If so then why pay to play this?
I logged in, thought actually someone hacked the css file to the site, as long as i can read it i'm fine lol.

So for those "paying" (myself included), who whine about this, i'd hate to see when ur I.P provider goes down for a hour, gotta run to the fridge, get a bottle, some milk and a soother because life is just over.

And kinda funny, I never heard of this "BOB" addon before coming to this thread, and have no clue still as to what it is and why someone needs anything added on to play this game. I havent, and still don't, it's risk, you go on, put troops , play, then finish ur turn.... not sure what a add-on can really help with there lol.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby ttblanch on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:07 pm

f*ck THAT SHIT. annoying crap
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Cooljon012288 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:08 pm

BORK ATTACK!!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:10 pm

lebatt wrote:lol,
why is everyone making a big stink over this? So ur a paying customer, whatever just give it up.
Ya it's one day. ONE day out of your year, so do you want ur nickel back? are you that poor? If so then why pay to play this?


Let me summarize your statement: "It's ok to screw your customers, so long as you don't royally screw your customers." No buisness ethics.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Halmir on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:16 pm

basic_man2010_20 wrote:i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies


Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners? :D:D:D
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:19 pm

Halmir wrote:
basic_man2010_20 wrote:i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies


Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners? :D :D :D

=D> Move this to suggestions! =D>
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby patrickaa317 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:21 pm

lebatt wrote:
And kinda funny, I never heard of this "BOB" addon before coming to this thread, and have no clue still as to what it is and why someone needs anything added on to play this game. I havent, and still don't, it's risk, you go on, put troops , play, then finish ur turn.... not sure what a add-on can really help with there lol.



http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=527&t=91386 If you tried it, it may help get your winning percentage from 13% to 15%.... :lol:

Now to all the BOB critics, I realize you don't need BOB to win. I'm just taking a fun poke at lebatt, so no need to quote me and compare your winning percent or rank to mine. It was just a friendly joke. :D
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby ender516 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:28 pm

Ve-a ere-a Bork.
Yuoo veell be-a esseemileted.
Reseestunce-a is footeele-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby General Brewsie on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:31 pm

johnnyb1 wrote:
General Brewsie wrote:Cute for a few words, but more than that is like telling a joke, then repeating the punch line endlessly. Please stop. It is work, not fun, trying to figure out what the words mean.


I agree. I don't know why every site in the world has to lose its senses on April 1st. What used to be a fun day back in the 1980s and 90s has become truly annoying through overuse.

By the way, how the heck does anyone who is not a native English speaker comprehend words like "Jueen"?


I was concerned about that, too. Some of my team mates or not native English speakers and will be completely lost with this silliness. Even native English speakers have varied pronunciations for many words.

Please return this right away to the game we all joined up to play.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby hyposquasher on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:35 pm

lol... I think it's pretty awesome... :mrgreen:
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby leolou2 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:35 pm

Fix this shit now fun is over .
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Swedish Chef on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:02 pm

*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby nagerous on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:07 pm

Swedish Chef wrote:*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:30 pm

nagerous wrote:
Swedish Chef wrote:*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!

This ^^^^^^
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby rippyfloseph on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:38 pm

Jippd wrote:Stupid and annoying. I hate to see someone that isn't familiar with the site try to navigate it...

i'm new to this and its impossible for me to navigate this site now
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Gemini_II on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:42 pm

It's almost noon here which is the unofficial cutoff for the jokes, so I practically forgot. Went to login and noticed the weird grammar and tried reading it thinking, "sounds like a deranged Swedish chef... wtf kind of joke is this?" Well... makes sense since the Chef bought out CC! LOL. Good laugh folks, thanks for that. It was much needed. Google was entertaining with their GMail Motion, but alot of other sites were lame this year. To be fair, I think any new members visiting today would probably be turned away, but then they should check their funny bone to see if it's missing or damaged. Hope everyone has a good one! :)
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby kmhebert on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:42 pm

leolou2 wrote:Fix this shit now fun is over .


I agree, also, no offense, it wasn't really funny to begin with.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby dwilhelmi on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:43 pm

Swedish Chef wrote:
  • "Cuuk" veell be-a zee heeghest runk (nut "Feeeld Mershel"!)


It would have been awesome if Lack had actually switched the icons for Field Marshal and Cook.
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