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How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:00 pm

Valentine's Day poll

on a scale of 1-5, 5 being most aroused, 1 being least aroused

you can change your vote as (or if) your state of arousal increases or decreases throughout the day

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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:29 pm

Did you see how long her thigh is between the top of her knee and the bottom of your bathing suit?!

Ooo, la la!
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:36 pm

I'm extremely aroused.

Hell, I'm so aroused that I just pleasured myself to dwarf porn.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:50 pm

tkr4lf wrote:I'm extremely aroused.

Hell, I'm so aroused that I just pleasured myself to dwarf porn.


Presumably your state-of-arousal should then have dropped from a 5 to a 2 or a 1. THIS IS SCIENCE, DON'T SABOTAGE IT.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby natty dread on Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I'm extremely aroused.

Hell, I'm so aroused that I just pleasured myself to dwarf porn.


Presumably your state-of-arousal should then have dropped from a 5 to a 2 or a 1. THIS IS SCIENCE, DON'T SABOTAGE IT.


Saxi, Saxi... anyone who claims to not be aroused by dwarf porn is a filthy liar.

Kind of like the people who claim they don't masturbate in the shower. You just know they do.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Lootifer on Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:25 pm

It's more that everyone knows that the time of least arousal in men is post-ejaculation.

I was 1, 2 after that chunky old girls bathing suit.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:19 pm

At present, 27% of people voting are registering a "5." I'm concerned about the message the Club is sending if people, upon reaching their maximum state of arousal, decide their next course of action is to log-on to Conquer Club.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:23 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:I'm extremely aroused.

Hell, I'm so aroused that I just pleasured myself to dwarf porn.


Presumably your state-of-arousal should then have dropped from a 5 to a 2 or a 1. THIS IS SCIENCE, DON'T SABOTAGE IT.

Oddly enough, I'm at my most aroused after ejaculating. I know it's counter-intuitive, but it's just the way I'm built. Please don't judge me.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:20 pm

saxitoxin wrote:At present, 27% of people voting are registering a "5." I'm concerned about the message the Club is sending if people, upon reaching their maximum state of arousal, decide their next course of action is to log-on to Conquer Club.


I'm assuming it's the other way around.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:00 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:At present, 27% of people voting are registering a "5." I'm concerned about the message the Club is sending if people, upon reaching their maximum state of arousal, decide their next course of action is to log-on to Conquer Club.


I'm assuming it's the other way around.


Folks are chill but come to cc and get aroused reading john9blue's pony fetish threads and Baron's posts about 16th c Tatar history?
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:02 pm

Just finished VDay dinner with Es. I was at a 5 as we started the drive home but now I'm at a 1. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:39 pm

You ran over a cat?
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Baron Von PWN on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:41 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:At present, 27% of people voting are registering a "5." I'm concerned about the message the Club is sending if people, upon reaching their maximum state of arousal, decide their next course of action is to log-on to Conquer Club.


I'm assuming it's the other way around.


Folks are chill but come to cc and get aroused reading john9blue's pony fetish threads and Baron's posts about 16th c Tatar history?

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Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:07 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:You ran over a cat?

Time to change my vote.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:22 am

When I am online, I am aroused.

When I am offline, I am flaccid.


Thank you.

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(wouldn't that be great to hear as you're perusing the meat/poultry aisle of your local grocery store?)
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:30 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:When I am online, I am aroused.

When I am offline, I am flaccid.


Thank you.

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I was going to suggest this tbh, judging by the post which lead us here...

We can't all be as highly as sexed as you saxi. As far as I am concerned I would say I'm a 1 (2 on the high side, BBS did mention the poultry/meat section after all).
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:42 am

I got a hard-on atm
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:13 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:When I am online, I am aroused.

When I am offline, I am flaccid.


Thank you.

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(wouldn't that be great to hear as you're perusing the meat/poultry aisle of your local grocery store?)

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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Sackett58 on Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:00 am

Totally a 5 after last nights debate.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:05 pm

I've just been to the HOT Sexy women thread and saw this:

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I voted 5.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:53 pm

nietzsche wrote:I've just been to the HOT Sexy women thread and saw this:

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I voted 5.

A child's Power Ranger's halloween costume, a cheap chandelier chain and a shower curtain rod. Classy.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby tzor on Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:25 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:A child's Power Ranger's halloween costume, a cheap chandelier chain and a shower curtain rod. Classy.


That's a child's Power Ranger Costume? Damn I was born way too long ago. Also children tend to be rather large these days. :lol:
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:56 pm

tzor wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:A child's Power Ranger's halloween costume, a cheap chandelier chain and a shower curtain rod. Classy.


That's a child's Power Ranger Costume? Damn I was born way too long ago. Also children tend to be rather large these days. :lol:


Are you indicating you have found that child costumes fit you?
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:29 am

notyou2 wrote:Are you indicating you have found that child costumes fit you?

He thinks the toddler is tall because it appears the rail on that play pen is low because it's in the down position.
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Re: How aroused are you at this moment?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:27 pm

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