Army of GOD wrote:Dear Wolffystyle,
you're trapped on a deserted island with me. Would you:
(a) have sex with me?
(b) kill me and then have sex with me, using my blood as lubricant?
(c) take the physical challenge?
natty dread wrote:Blood is not a functional lubricant, AoG!
anonymus wrote:on a side note; would that also mean that the blood from someone with hemophilia will work as a grade A lubricant?/
natty dread wrote:Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
anonymus wrote:yes that is true.. ASK WOLFFYSTYLE! so? would it?/
Uhhhhh, good questions (read: scary questions) anonymus, natty dread and Army of GOD, thanks for asking them. I'm sure the answers won't surprise you.
Grouping this entire conversation into one thread is a good decision. Throwing it into the rubbish would have been a better decision, but Wolffy doesn't do that. Wolffy rescues questions from compost piles, trash bins, from hiding under rocks, from the bellies of great whales, from internet forums and from inside the minds of little boy's heads (all these places are NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE).
So digging deep inside the rubbish bin in the belly of the whale which lies inside your young minds as you type in an internet forum as you lay with worms and dirt under a small rock, I have found the answers to your questions. My hands are as dirty as your minds.
Army, I have chosen (c) take the physical challenge. The physical challenge, we all knew, was 'Don't kill Army of GOD while having sex with him and still using his blood as lubricant'.
From this experience (read:
rapturous ravaging romp) I have found the answer to your questions. It does turn out that AoG has hemophilia and that his blood worked as grade A lubricant. The lack of clotting mixed with the warmth of...well... Wolffy doesn't kiss and tell. So I'll leave a lot up to your imagination, which, if it's hiding under a rock, in a trash bin, or navigating the belly of an online whale, will be quite accurate.
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(tl;dr) Having bloody sex with a hemophile is quite dangerous and rapturous. DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME.
Try it on a deserted island.