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[Warrior987]

Hello

[Ehriggn]

Hi!
...and there are a bunch of pokefreaks around here, I'm suprised they haven't tried to start there own clan or something.

[Warrior987]

Hi!!

[Guidocks]

Hi.

Hi there. Are you that pokemon freak?

Yes.

Don't make me post 15 pics of charizard again.

[captainvegetable]

Hi.

Hi there. Are you that pokemon freak?

Yes.

Don't make me post 15 pics of charizard again.

Fuckin' weirdo. How old are you?

[Guidocks]

Hi.

Hi there. Are you that pokemon freak?

Yes.

Don't make me post 15 pics of charizard again.

Fuckin' weirdo. How old are you?

62.

[Iliad]

Hi.

Hi there. Are you that pokemon freak?

Yes.

Don't make me post 15 pics of charizard again.

Fuckin' weirdo. How old are you?

62.

Is that sarcasm? Because if it isn't it's bullshit.

[Guidocks]

Hi.

Hi there. Are you that pokemon freak?

Yes.

Don't make me post 15 pics of charizard again.

Fuckin' weirdo. How old are you?

62.

Is that sarcasm? Because if it isn't it's bullshit.

[Iliad]

hey I just realised this is my 460th post.

Ah the bad, old times when I had 100+ posts and wasn't in spamalot.

[Iliad]

guys what do you think of my sig?
Other quotes I thought of:
"Let me guess, you must be Wicked*" hecter
What must a king do to save his kingdom: hecter
Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?" cynthia
"Knights! What is your proffesion?" hecter!
"SPAM!"
Wicked*: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many"
*: or any other mod
come back with more soon

[Guidocks]

[Iliad]

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Wicked Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.
* maybe the ASA is the persian empire? I reckon ASA should be Athens

[Iliad]

Post a quote from 300 and I will try to adapt it.

[Guilty_Biscuit]

Post a quote from 300 and I will try to adapt it.

Lots of quotes for you HERE

[Iliad]

Post a quote from 300 and I will try to adapt it.

Lots of quotes for you HERE

I used that. I'm still thinking how I can change glory in SPartans prepare for glory!

[Guilty_Biscuit]

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

[Iliad]

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

maybe xerxes could be lack. Then the immortals will be the mods.
Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
Captain: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

[Iliad]

Narrator: The flamers were weak and the banned were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

Dilios(? who will be Dilios?): Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
Captain: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
Stelios: Then we will spam in the shade.

Ak Iceman: My signature!
Stelios(?): It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

Dilios: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Spartan King Leonidas: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Spartan King Leonidas: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Spartan King Leonidas: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

Captain: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[Dilios is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dilios: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

hecter:Let me guess, you must be LAckattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your proffesion?"
"SPAM!"

Lackattack*: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many"


A collection of all of them.
* I reckon ASA should be Athens
I reckon Stilios, Dilios and other should be head knights. Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

[Iliad]

A collection of all of the adapted quotes so far
Hecter: Madness! This is Spamalot!

Hecter: Knights! Tonight we dine in Flame Wars!


Narrator: The flamers were weak and the banned ones were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

VincentM: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
Captain: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
VincentM: Then we will spam in the shade.

Ak Iceman: My signature!
VincentM: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

Dirtydishsoap: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

Captain: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[DilrtyDishSoap is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: Dirtydishsoap, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dirtydishsoap: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Lackattack: Your ASA* rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

hecter:Let me guess, you must be LAckattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your proffesion?"
"SPAM!"

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many"


Also I don't mean offence with any of this I just wanted to create some funny quotes.
* I reckon ASA should be Athens
Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

[Serbia]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

[duday53]

cool

[Iliad]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

It would have to do if no-one else had quit Spamalot

EDIT: You joined ASA! I think that just might make you Ephialtes.I will just have to wait for more feedback.

[Iliad]

SO the closest to Ephialtes is Serbia. Has anyone quit?

[derfderf34]

i havent quit spamalot

[derfderf34]

yay spamalot