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Which skill is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:12 pm

When you meet someone with this skill at the non-professional, experienced hobbyist level, your panties get wettest -
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:13 pm

Equestrian, for obvious reasons.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:14 pm

My mouth waters when I meet a gourmet cook....does that count?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:19 pm

I picked pilot and scuba since these are areas I have no experience in whatsoever. Plz don't get all freudian on me though, I'm delicate. I am an equestrian myself otherwise this one may have gotten me.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:22 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Equestrian, for obvious reasons.


I hear ya, brother.

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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Symmetry on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:23 pm

notyou2 wrote:My mouth waters when I meet a gourmet cook....does that count?


Not unless you dribble at a rate I've never seen before. Your panties get wettest with Scuba diving, should you be of the opinion that it's a good idea to wear them when meeting scuba divers.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:24 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Equestrian, for obvious reasons.


I hear ya, brother.

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How the f*ck did you sneak into my compound...
I didn't even do my hair that day.
Mark my words, somebody is going to get fired over this.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:28 pm

My skills are the greatest and that's final!!
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:41 pm

Whoever voted archery- prepare to be wooed.

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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby maxfaraday on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:30 am

Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:34 am

maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.


I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that. :-s
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:40 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.


I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that. :-s
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?


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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:45 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.


I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that. :-s
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?


check, and ...

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That cow is jumping, not rearing, smartypants.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:46 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
maxfaraday wrote:Why can't people understand that horses are no differnent than cows apart from being estheticly more appealing?
Horses are just meat and vehicles.


I've been around both for a long time and I've never seen a cow rear like that. :-s
Also, would you like to make a money bet on a race with me on my horse and you on your cow?


check, and ...

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That cow is jumping, not rearing, smartypants.


If you saw a cow doing algebra would you complain that he wasn't doing trigonometry?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:49 am

Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:00 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?


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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Maugena on Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:53 am

saxitoxin wrote:check, and ...

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New meme imo.
Renewed yet infused with apathy.
Let's just have a good time, all right?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby maxfaraday on Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:35 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?


check, and ...

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You need to practice your photoshop skills...
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:02 am

What are you saying, you don't believe that trailer in the background is rearing?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby jimboston on Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:17 am

I put Riflery... but considered both Archer and Fencing.

I would have put Fencing... hot chicks with swords are a turn on... but not the Fencing kind, the Xena kind...

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Can you change "Fencing" to "Swordplay"?
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby maxfaraday on Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:47 am

You forgot the chicks in Kill Bill.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:56 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Definition: Lifting the front forelegs off of the ground while balancing on the back legs. Can be a reaction to being startled or hurt, insecurity, fear, or a lack of exercise. Rearing is dangerous as horses can topple backwards.

Cows don't do this.
Nothing worse than calling checkmate when it's not actual, kinda makes you sweat don't it?


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I think you may have been hasty reading the rules, saxi. Pulling your queen off the board and making it hump my king isn't exactly what they meant...
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:56 pm

I know first hand, much like the sword chicks. If one showed up and started hacking everyone in the room up.

Dressing like a pilot might get women excited. Being a pilot does not.
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby nagerous on Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:55 pm

Voted for equestrian
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Re: Which skill is sexiest?

Postby Sackett58 on Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:05 pm

I go for rock climbing.
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But tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, can that be considered a skill?
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