Conquer Club

What would you like your last words to be ?

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:51 am

Well ?
Highest score: 3063; Highest position: 67;
Winner of {World War II tournament, -team 2010 Skilled Diversity, [FuN||Chewy]-[XII] USA};
8-3-7
User avatar
Major Haggis_McMutton
 
Posts: 403
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:32 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:00 am

I'm outta here

Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class KoolBak
 
Posts: 7000
Joined: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:03 pm
Location: The beautiful Pacific Northwest

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby codierose on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:13 am

6 6 6 6 6
Major codierose
 
Posts: 1561
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:50 pm
Location: RANDOMBULLSHIT.ORG

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:23 am

I'm coming Jesus.
Image
User avatar
Captain notyou2
 
Posts: 6447
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:09 am
Location: In the here and now

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:27 am

what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"
John Adams wrote:I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!
User avatar
Private fadedpsychosis
 
Posts: 180
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:12 pm
Location: global

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am

notyou2 wrote:I'M COMING ....... jesus.




Added correct emphasis.
Last edited by Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
Highest score: 3063; Highest position: 67;
Winner of {World War II tournament, -team 2010 Skilled Diversity, [FuN||Chewy]-[XII] USA};
8-3-7
User avatar
Major Haggis_McMutton
 
Posts: 403
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:32 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:29 am

"Just one more"
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Lieutenant jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4442
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby IcePack on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:34 am

Bugger
Image

fac vitam incredibilem memento vivere
Knowledge Weighs Nothing, Carry All You Can
User avatar
Major IcePack
Multi Hunter
Multi Hunter
 
Posts: 16524
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:42 pm
Location: California

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby _sabotage_ on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:36 am

And finally, to the people of England I give France.
User avatar
Captain _sabotage_
 
Posts: 1250
Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:21 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:39 am

KoolBak wrote:Or, if I was driving.....

Watch THIS!!


This one would probably be quite distressing for your companion who's hearing said last words.

fadedpsychosis wrote:what mine are likely to be: "wonder what this does?"


Is your profession "mad scientist" ?

jonesthecurl wrote:"Just one more"


So many ways to interpret this.

Considering the fact that you're a good cook I'm gonna baselessly assume this refers to eating your way to an early grave, Mr. Creosote style.
Highest score: 3063; Highest position: 67;
Winner of {World War II tournament, -team 2010 Skilled Diversity, [FuN||Chewy]-[XII] USA};
8-3-7
User avatar
Major Haggis_McMutton
 
Posts: 403
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:32 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:45 am

I think I'd like: "Oh, No... Not Again!"
Highest score: 3063; Highest position: 67;
Winner of {World War II tournament, -team 2010 Skilled Diversity, [FuN||Chewy]-[XII] USA};
8-3-7
User avatar
Major Haggis_McMutton
 
Posts: 403
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:32 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:22 am

I thought of that one, but then again I'm not a bowl of petunias.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Lieutenant jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4442
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:42 am

"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
User avatar
Private 1st Class muy_thaiguy
 
Posts: 12727
Joined: Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 am
Location: Back in Black

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Neoteny on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:21 pm

"Clever girl..."

Alternatively:

"So, it has come to this..."
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
User avatar
Major Neoteny
 
Posts: 3396
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:24 pm
Location: Atlanta, Georgia

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:35 pm

That was AWESOME!!
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 12645
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby kentington on Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:52 pm

I can't believe we made it.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
User avatar
Sergeant kentington
 
Posts: 515
Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:50 pm

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:09 pm

"It could be worse, it could be raining." And then I'd like it to rain.




--Andy
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class AndyDufresne
 
Posts: 24919
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:48 pm

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Image
Colonel ManBungalow
 
Posts: 3431
Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 am
Location: On a giant rock orbiting a star somewhere

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm

3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
User avatar
General nietzsche
 
Posts: 4597
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 am
Location: Fantasy Cooperstown

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:56 pm

nietzsche wrote:3 countries conquered, acquired the playboy mansion co. and extended it to have 1 mansion per country, fucked aog's and bbs' sisters, invented the life-extender 300, not bad for 300 hundred years. goodbye.


*after 10 seconds of silence*

daaaamn that Alzheimers really had it's way with gramp's head. I mean what the f*ck are "aog" and "bbs", those aren't even names.

*everyone present nods their heads in sadness while you fill your diapers for the last time*
Highest score: 3063; Highest position: 67;
Winner of {World War II tournament, -team 2010 Skilled Diversity, [FuN||Chewy]-[XII] USA};
8-3-7
User avatar
Major Haggis_McMutton
 
Posts: 403
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:32 am

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:07 pm

Gurghhhle...pleease....dohn't kiiil mee....nooo....nooooooooooo.



No wait, that was how I envision natty's last words.
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
User avatar
Lieutenant Gillipig
 
Posts: 3565
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 pm

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby AAFitz on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:09 pm

Oops.

or

Damn, that was clos...

sorry, cant stop:

Umm, just to be clear, you said the red wire, right?

No, no, my final answer:

I triple dog dare ya!!!

sorry...my real final answer, the best last line ever:

Go ahead, make my day.


then:

Oops.

All amateur hour above, not sure what I was thinking...the best and only best last line:

My bad.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Sergeant 1st Class AAFitz
 
Posts: 7270
Joined: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:47 am
Location: On top of the World 2.1

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:25 pm

Or the classic...

What are YOU doing here?
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
Lieutenant jonesthecurl
 
Posts: 4442
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Location: disused action figure warehouse

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby Just_essence on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:06 pm

Off the top of my head, there's a million things I'd like to say as my last words, but right now, it's:
"You know, this was a nice game of Risk. Too bad there were 7 billion players and there was a territorial deadlock. Wonder if the next game'll be better."
Private Just_essence
 
Posts: 100
Joined: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:45 pm

Re: What would you like your last words to be ?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm

Phatscotts wrote:
User avatar
Sergeant 1st Class TA1LGUNN3R
 
Posts: 2699
Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:52 am
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue

Next

Return to Practical Explanation about Next Life,

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users