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f*ck the BULLSHIT LUCK this site offers

Postby HighlanderAttack on Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:33 am

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Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:10 am

I've translated your message into Yiddish to see if I could make more sense of it. אַאַהיהפדדזשט×Øקדזש×Øקיוועטיהקלעטו, לעטקלעטיקלטגדזשאַדהגאַ


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Postby premio53 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:19 am

HighlanderAttack wrote:aasyhfdjtrkjrkiwetyhkletu,letkletykltgjadhga

Back away slowly sir. Put down the dice.
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Postby #1_stunna on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:21 am

HighlanderAttack what is this BULLSHIT LUCK you are speaking of?

Is this something new the site is offering?
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10:59:12 ā€¹rhp 1ā€ŗ holy hell... that did it.. I pissed myself
15:15:52 ā€¹Ace Rimmerā€ŗ Sackett58, I think I may get some action this weekend
15:16:05 ā€¹Sackett58ā€ŗ Right hand or left Ace?
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Postby blankityblank on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:50 am

I just played a 1 v 1 and only managed to conquer one territory in the whole game! In 3 v 2 I lost 14 and took 4. However, luck evens out and that means that sometime in the future I am going to kick somebodys arse just thanks to the lovely dice. Its the only way of looking at it...
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Postby crazymilkshake5 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:50 am

Found it! Game 12298963
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Postby Arama86n on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:51 pm

I'd really like to see someone come in and say they're quitting because the "rigged site" made them win a game unfairly :) I mean dice bitching is really getting old, that would add a breath of fresh air to the whole thing.

In the spirit of fairness I should be banned though. What can I say, I found out Lady Luck is very partial to the sacrifice of bull from a certain part of Spain, and well, the good dice I roll gotta come from somewhere. So yeah, if you feel you've been unfairly shafted by Lady L at some stage, um 8-[ *me raises his hand*, yeah that might be me.
You see, the universe needs equilibrium. My getting an unfair share of good dice, means someone else has to take my shit dice.

Sometimes her love goes a little too far though. She isn't discreet. I mean all I ask is a great run of luck at crucial parts of the game, to compliment my supreme strategy *cough*. But you should see this trips game I'm in. Game is won, but she won't stop working her magic, we're just steam-rolling. Near-Perfect dice x3 players four rounds in a row, getting to the stage we're squirming a little and apologising to the competition, making poor excuses about wrist motion when casting die, and the moon being in the write phase for taking bonuses...

Ah... Lady L, you and me, forever more. <3
Fresh bull intestines coming up my love.

So to finish off where I started, maybe when my life grows to busy for CC I'll wait for Lady L to be especially generous one day then quit amid huge drama about the site being rigged in my favour. Originality, it's sorely lacking in the dice bitching community these days.
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Postby greenoaks on Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:41 pm

it is good to see HA cares about this site again
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Postby oVo on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:18 am

Good dice rarely show up because they are never acknowledged.
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Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:10 pm

stop your bullshit talk about SKILL and STRATEGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a brainless site, ok ?
its the dice
and some guys dice are shit , like mine, and have always been that way,

so u need no brain, no skill, no talent, no strategy , nothing

u need only dice, and some have it, why i dont know, but i dont give a shit, thats for sure, and i dont believe cc for buying some
weatherstation dice emulator, bullshit, u cant afford that for 25 dollars a year for this site, got the message ?
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemyĀ“s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:12 pm

why i wrote that?
just played one game speedy now, attack 11 vs 1 and lose all ?
sure , thats random
its happening too many times, and why do i lose so many guys on random? like in feudal ...
its random
i dont buy this shit, some guys dice are shit, and CC know why
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Feel the fear in my enemyĀ“s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Postby TeeGee on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:49 pm

i've had some real bad dice for the last week, but still added a 100 or so points to my score.. I feel the dice run in streaks, I could be wrong, but right now for me, it is better to defend than attack.

PS> This is personal opinion ONLY and not an official mod post
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Postby Metsfanmax on Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:47 pm

AslanTheKing wrote:stop your bullshit talk about SKILL and STRATEGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a brainless site, ok ?
its the dice
and some guys dice are shit , like mine, and have always been that way,

so u need no brain, no skill, no talent, no strategy , nothing

u need only dice, and some have it, why i dont know, but i dont give a shit, thats for sure, and i dont believe cc for buying some
weatherstation dice emulator, bullshit, u cant afford that for 25 dollars a year for this site, got the message ?


random.org is free to use for everyone. We didn't need to buy it :)
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Postby grifftron on Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:04 pm

I took a 2 with a 4 once.
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Postby AslanTheKing on Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:48 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:stop your bullshit talk about SKILL and STRATEGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a brainless site, ok ?
its the dice
and some guys dice are shit , like mine, and have always been that way,

so u need no brain, no skill, no talent, no strategy , nothing

u need only dice, and some have it, why i dont know, but i dont give a shit, thats for sure, and i dont believe cc for buying some
weatherstation dice emulator, bullshit, u cant afford that for 25 dollars a year for this site, got the message ?


random.org is free to use for everyone. We didn't need to buy it :)



now i understand

if u pay peanuts, u get monkeys
( i paid peanuts for CC 1 Year )
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Listen as the crowd would sing:

Long live the Army Of Kings !


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Postby JimTapken on Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:14 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:random.org is free to use for everyone. We didn't need to buy it :)


There's the reason the dice are BS... they were too cheap to pay so they grabbed the cheap version (free) which is probably some beta garbage being tested... spend some money and get a better system...
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Postby Just_essence on Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:17 pm

JimTapken- You realize that atmospheric noise is random, right? [Atmospheric noise is used by random.org to produce random numbers]
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:43 am

Just_essence wrote:JimTapken- You realize that atmospheric noise is random, right? [Atmospheric noise is used by random.org to produce random numbers]

You drank the kool-aid too eh? ;)
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Postby stoicbird on Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:22 am

My last 22 games have been unbelievable. I'm 5-17 and lost over 350 points. Normally I expect the odd game to be decided by drop/dice but this has gone beyond normal odds. My last 11 games are 1-10 and that's for a player that had over 2300 points and a 63% win. My own attacks are killing me then I watch others roll over my armies with ease. I am the only player I've seen whose overall dice are lower than their opponents.

These dice cannot be random but common sense tell me they must be or someone wouldve blabbed if there's a cheat. And I'm not that paranoid to think its only my dice that have been rigged, yet.
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Postby jefjef on Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:14 am

What don't people understand?? This isn't random. It's simulated randomness. It's a freaking program.. Just like near beer isn't beer. It's a copy - looks like beer, tastes like beer, smells like beer and pisses like beer but has none of the fun of drinking it.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Postby grifftron on Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:22 am

jefjef wrote:What don't people understand?? This isn't random. It's simulated randomness. It's a freaking program.. Just like near beer isn't beer. It's a copy - looks like beer, tastes like beer, smells like beer and pisses like beer but has none of the fun of drinking it.



wut?
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Postby Koganosi on Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:12 am

grifftron wrote:I took a 2 with a 4 once.


Damn your luck! The unreality!

jefjef wrote:What don't people understand?? This isn't random. It's simulated randomness. It's a freaking program.. Just like near beer isn't beer. It's a copy - looks like beer, tastes like beer, smells like beer and pisses like beer but has none of the fun of drinking it.


Haha makes sense exactly. Even though pissing beer?

But jeah, I just played a game and look at greens dices. The last rolls were 6v3 neutrals and 5v6. He won by no loss and his first turn also was ridicilous leading this game in 2 turns in a win. Game 12311058. He lost 1 to take a total of 15 of red.

My worst streak maintains at 23v1 losing it. So jeah and what someone before this posted is kinda true. Bad dices streaks you will always remember them, but the good ones. They just go along and you dont really remember them most of the time or notice them.

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Postby codierose on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:45 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
AslanTheKing wrote:stop your bullshit talk about SKILL and STRATEGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a brainless site, ok ?
its the dice
and some guys dice are shit , like mine, and have always been that way,

so u need no brain, no skill, no talent, no strategy , nothing

u need only dice, and some have it, why i dont know, but i dont give a shit, thats for sure, and i dont believe cc for buying some
weatherstation dice emulator, bullshit, u cant afford that for 25 dollars a year for this site, got the message ?


randomBULLSHIT.org is free to use for everyone. We didn't need to buy it :)

so best you spend some of our money and use it on a fucking site that has not so much BULLSHIT.
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Postby Just_essence on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:57 am

You know, a lot would be cleared up if the dice complainers would actually see in person random.org's way of collecting random numbers. Or just take a statistics/probability class.
jefjef- Visit random.org. They use atmospheric noise. Not a program.
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Postby codierose on Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:04 am

Just_essence wrote:You know, a lot would be cleared up if the dice complainers would actually see in person random.org's way of collecting random numbers. Or just take a statistics/probability class.
jefjef- Visit random.org. They use atmospheric noise. Not a program.

if you play games here you would know why some of us are so frustrated
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