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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:22 pm

I wonder if she knew this picture was being taken..

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:30 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
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Ready... Aim... FART!


I'm thinking the one in the center is a lesbian and planned the whole thing.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:52 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
greenoaks wrote:Image


Ready... Aim... FART!


I'm thinking the one in the center is a lesbian and planned the whole thing.


and I'm still wondering if she's half bold or what's wrong with her bangs!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:57 pm

She probably has the ugliest ass, so that's why she is in the center. They could have made a 5 sided star.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:02 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:33 am

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She reminds me a little of Minnie Riperton, one of the loveliest women ever to walk the earth. Give me a moment to find a picture.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:40 am

Darn, I can't find pic that shows how attractive she really was. Here's the best I could find...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:18 am

I know who Ms. Ripperton was. You can't forget a five-octave voice like that! Also, I think her daughter is/was one of the cast on SNL iirc, at least back when I used to watch it.

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Postby greenoaks on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:25 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby CreepersWiener on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:59 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:17 pm

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Weird, she looks like she's wearing a mask... :|
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:08 am

Gross, her wrists look like a real person's. Needs more makeup or photo retouching.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:03 am

2dimes wrote:Gross, her wrists look like a real person's. Needs more makeup or photo retouching.

Seriously though, if I woke up next to that I would probably scream from fright and not just because she was a girl.
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Postby greenoaks on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:58 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby crispybits on Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:13 am

Isn't she that Russian model that's had surgeries galore in order to be a human sized replica of a Barbie doll?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:49 am

crispybits wrote:Isn't she that Russian model that's had surgeries galore in order to be a human sized replica of a Barbie doll?

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Postby 2dimes on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:03 pm

Does anyone know if she's had her vagina removed to be more like an actual Barbie™?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dako on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:28 pm

She has ugly knees :(.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ManBungalow on Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:31 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Barbie's knees bend.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby ender516 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:00 pm

The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:01 pm

ender516 wrote:The Barbies I had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:06 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.


Fixed.


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:05 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin (Funkyterrance) had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.


Fixed.


Fixed.


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I never did own any but I used to play with the ones that belonged to the daughters of my babysitter with them and thought their accessories were pretty cool. So yeah, basically sour grapes.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:48 pm

ender516 wrote:The Barbies my cousin had decades ago could bend their knees 10 or 15 degrees, tops. Later ones (Gymnast Barbie) may have had more flexibility, if I remember what my daughters had.
The barbies where I live weren't tops. They were bottoms to GI Joe.
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