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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Shape on Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:58 am

Quirk wrote:Shape, you can tell your uncle I'm doing better now than when he left us. Tell him the Quirk family says "Hello."

I'll tell him :D I should be seeing him over Spring Break this coming week.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:00 pm

tkr4lf wrote:Andy, you should post more updates of your Crusader Kings game. It's fun reading about it.


AndyDufresne wrote:So I've still got my Scotland game going pretty strong. Still aching to take over England, but luckily my nephew in my Dyansty is the heir to the throne, since I had the prince of England in my court some years ago, so stinks for his dynasty coming to end. I'm curious to see how it all turns out. Also, I wanted to mention that the Kingdom of Sweden in my game has been eliminated from map essentially. The tiny republic of Gotland has taken over their kingdom, haha. And Iberia, and even portion of southern France, is all Islamic.


So I've hopped back into my Scotland game. Right now I am at a bit of a stalemate with England, though at least someone from my Dynasty (the "Dunkelds," great terrible dynasty name, haha) is currently ruling England. I'm basically waiting for some internal crises to see if I can strike and take over some of their land in York on my border. But it will be tough, since they have a pretty big army, so I'm biding my time for now.

Outside of my corner of the world, the Byzantine Empire is falling apart, France has been in disarray for like 50 years, Iberia is completely Islamic, and the Holy Roman Empire is also struggling to keep from fragmenting. Moreover, the Papacy in Rome is literally fighting off Islamic hordes on the doorstep of Rome. For about a decade, Islamic invaders occupied Rome. I was really hoping they would take over Rome...since I still have my Antipope in Scotland, and I was curious as to what would happen. Next time the Islamic hordes strike at Rome, I might also declare war on Rome and see if I can install my Antipope.

Moreover, the Islamic empires of Persia, Syria, and Arabia have all fallen to the the Mongol hordes that have been invading from the east. And I decided it was an excellent time to foster some relations with these new menacing hordes, so I started having their daughters marry into my family and started inviting their courtiers to Scotland. My first Mongol wife (I'm an Irish Catholic ruling Scotland, Wales, and Ireland mind you), died pretty early due to the plague. But my second Mongol wife has produced some offspring. I'm really hoping I get to call the Mongol hordes into a war. Scotland and Mongol hordes, side by side.

Long live Scotland. Long live Mongolia.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:08 am

Well crap. Scotland Highlander infantry combined with Mongol Cavalry?

Yeah, the rest of the known world is screwed.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:28 pm

Any RPG fans, might want to check out this Kickstarter by inXile Entertainment: Torment: Tides of Numenera

It looks like the type of game I'd love to play, and it is already well past its funding goal with 3 weeks left, and it will likely just continue to rack up money. Only downside is that game development, is of course, long and it won't be out until late 2014 or early 2015!

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Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:48 pm

Shape wrote:
Quirk wrote:Shape, you can tell your uncle I'm doing better now than when he left us. Tell him the Quirk family says "Hello."

I'll tell him :D I should be seeing him over Spring Break this coming week.

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I'd request you call him names from me and tell him to visit but I understand addiction so...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:23 am

I don't like these dark mornings that now come with DST. I much prefer dark evenings. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby apey on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:13 pm

i cant wait till summer when its light more than it is dark
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:25 pm

apey wrote:i cant wait till summer when its light more than it is dark

Go away. Take all my sun.

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:39 pm

The song Kurt Cobain never got to.

Go away. Take all my sun.


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Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:45 pm

2dimes wrote:The song Kurt Cobain never got to.

Go away. Take all my sun.


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No, no. Those go to apey. He gets the bananas. Don't you know a' nothin'?

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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:56 pm

Yes.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:50 pm

Well, the snow we were supposed to get on Friday/Saturday decided to come yesterday and ended up with around a foot of snow.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:38 am

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:22 am

Tonight, Village Lantern, 167 Bleeker St NYC - 6pm Laughing Buddha Comedy Club, inc yours truly.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:29 am

**Munches on a banana**

Action.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:15 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Tonight, Village Lantern, 167 Bleeker St NYC - 6pm Laughing Buddha Comedy Club, inc yours truly.


I was soddin brilliant.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:22 pm

Soddin' is good, right?

**Leaves behind a bowl of soddin' bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:28 pm

Soddin' on its own is probably not. But Soddin' brilliant is soddin' brilliant.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:08 pm

sawed off.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:58 am

This topic is soddin' sawed off brilliant I think.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:17 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Shape on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:45 pm

A lesson in context, I suppose? Ha.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:05 am

March Madness Bracketology, Star Wars style.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:46 pm

5 MWC teams made it. Air Force got screwed by the NIT (mainly becuase their best player got injured against UNLV in the conference tourny), but they are in the CIT while Wyoming is in the CBI and faces Lehigh tomorrow night in Laramie.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:05 pm

I've played some CKII lately. Started a new dynasty. I picked Denmark and made my own character.
Have had a lot of fun (and success) in the beginning. Managed to take Bremen and Hamburg from the Holy Roman Emperor while he was dealing with two civil wars and an invasion from Hungary. I feel for him, seriously I do, I'd go insane if I had to deal with that!
The regions were De jure claims and counties that rightfully belong to the King of Denmark so he can't take them back unless he tries to fabricate a claim, in which case I can send assassins after the plotters before he he can attack me. With other words I feel safe I won't lose these regions in the next few years.
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