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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat May 11, 2013 1:47 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 11, 2013 1:51 am

when was the last time when this thread was NSFW?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat May 11, 2013 2:09 am

It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby nietzsche on Sat May 11, 2013 2:27 am

I was just asking.

In related news my sister's cat peed my car's back seat, my laptop backpack, my laptop and my kindle. I didn't notice at first and I put the backpack on my back, and then dropped it on my bed.

30 mins later I came back to my bedroom, found the awful smell and took the backpack off my bed to find the sheets were all wet with urine.

It was a long hot day (up since 5:30), did a lot off things and all I wanted was to lay down on my bed with the A/C on. The washing machine had stopped working earlier this week so I spent more than 4 hours disassembling the laptop (they are not like in the past when you could do it in 20 mins), cleaning it carefully and washing by hand my awesome backpack that I bought 8 years ago in Canada and love, the sheets, the mattress and the car sit and the kindle. The shirt I was wearing today I also like a lot, a green polo shirt that it's almost new. That I just remembered I haven't washed.

I saved the laptop (I'm typing on it) except for the trackpad. That it's gone.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat May 11, 2013 2:41 am

Your day's account is clearly NSFW. :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Gillipig on Sat May 11, 2013 3:24 am

Quirk wrote:It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun May 12, 2013 12:19 am

She tastes of sushi.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun May 12, 2013 11:13 am

jonesthecurl wrote:She tastes of ramen.

Fixed.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon May 13, 2013 1:08 am

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Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2013 2:47 am

Quirk wrote:It does say occasionally. I log on during my lunch break in a sandwich shop while I eat. The computer screen can be seen from the entire dining area. I had to do some fast scrolling back in the day to not look like a perv when this pic was posted at the top of every page. That ended in 2010.

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I brought that picture over specifically to exercise the need for that tag.

Her picture was posted in a boob thread at totalbluff where the 2dimes screen name was born, from a dream I had about going to Vegas with a bunch of people that I never fit in with (typical), that created the forum to make fun of/move on from the "Pokah" forum at pokerroom.com.

I was frustrated with the moderators at Pokah like most of the membership was. I did not want to continue with my pokerroom.com screen name partially because I wanted to not use my actual first name since I liked to slip in and out of reality online. Leaning more towards fantasy since my real life apart from certain aspects of marriage were satisfactory.

My main marriage complaints
  • being asked to work in town resulting in a significant reduction of income/a loss of flight money preventing completion of my commercial license.
  • perceived lack of rock bands
  • it's difficult to have intellectually stimulating conversation with my wife about non food topics.

In the very vivid dream, I was in the lobby out side of a poker tournament mingling. Looked down and found two Canadian dimes. So I joined their forum with that name.

One day Mastershake ( Masterbush here) asked us to participate in a take over of Flame wars. After it was over I never left, I ended up being displaced to this thread and the TB Stachewackers forum, that eventually was erased by KingArchilles after I lost Autoload.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 13, 2013 8:02 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:She tastes of ramen.

Fixed.

Sushi sounded more accurate.

@2Dimes: wait you lost Autoload? Did you leave him in the grocery store again?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2013 8:05 am

Real life abducted him.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 13, 2013 1:53 pm

Last night I appeared in As You Like It with the Oxford Shakespeare Company. We rocked. Tzor attended, and gave me some Long Island Vokda for my birthday, then came for a curry with the curl family.

Tonight at 6 and 8, I'm in the all-female version. Mm-hmm.

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Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2013 2:01 pm

Picture of cats* or it didn't happen.














































































*Or just Tzor if he didn't bring at least one cat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue May 14, 2013 3:42 pm

I posted this in another topic, but it is probably better off even here:

The future is here, and it is...filled with flying (albeit with assistance) dinosaurs.

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Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science - Arthur Pollock - 1984

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Also, the future is here, and it is...nippling.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue May 14, 2013 9:06 pm

I was gonna say they were bringing the dinosaur up to fight King Kong...then I got distracted.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue May 14, 2013 9:49 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue May 14, 2013 11:16 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri May 17, 2013 11:15 pm

July 20, 2009

autoload wrote:TheOtherOne wins the fifth day!

autoload's wake up contest 1 standings:

    1. Quirk 2
    2. Skittles! 1
    2. strike wolf 1
    2. TheOtherOne 1

Quirk still in the lead!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun May 19, 2013 11:23 pm

I know it's in "Post a picture". but I like this photo (taken by Tzor)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am

It's the British invasion at the pub!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 20, 2013 9:09 am

I'd like it to rain for 4 or 5 days straight, please. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon May 20, 2013 10:11 am

AndyDufresne wrote:I'd like it to rain for 4 or 5 days straight, please. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 20, 2013 10:45 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
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I'm a citizen of the world. I go wherever I am needed, fighting mad gorillas, protecting monkeys, flying in space with horses, etc.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 22, 2013 9:37 am

BPotW

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